Q: Uhmm, whats your real name?
A : Morten Hedegren

Q: HAH! Must be a lame country you come from, since your name sucks!
A: I come from Denmark, and you are totally correct, it sucks!

Q: Are you female or gay? Because Mazy sounds like homoname!
A: Im male! And im not a homo!

Q: Oh...well, how old are ya?
A: I was born 11th November 1984, which makes me.......12...no! 20!

Q: Was that a desperate attempt at being funny? Because it wasn't!
A: Stop hurting me ;(

Q: MUAHAHAHAHA!!....mhhh, what do you do?
A: Im working at IO Interactive, the biggest game developer in Denmark. I have been mapping for the Half-Life engine as well as experimenting with other engines such as the Unreal engine, Max Payne engine and also 3D Studio max

Q: Ahhhh, have you made any cool maps? Like cs_assault?
A: No, my maps usually suck ass, and cs_assault is probably the worst map ever made!

Q: DONT START ACTING LIKE A TOUGHGUY! OR ILL COME AND SPANK YA! >:)
A: /me hides in crate

Q: Dammit, come back! I have more questions!
A: /me crawls out of crate

Q: Uhhh, when did you start mapping?
A: I started mapping in February 2000. I remember starting, because i had completed HL for my 4th time, and i really wanted something new (with lots of meat!), so i installed WC 2.1 from my HL disc, and started learning.

Q: Mhhh, whats your favourite games then?
A: Ohh, thats a tough one. I have so many, but ill mention the ones that i like best. Half-Life, Deus Ex, The Grand Theft Auto games, Thief, the Unreal games, all the games Rare has made, the Commandos games, the Metal Gear Solid games, and most of the games that Sega produce.

Q: HAH! The Sega Dreamcast is doomed! And PS2 is much better! Its got better games, better graphics and a top quality DVD-drive!
A: Thats probably the worst pile of bullshit have heard in my life! Mention one game (besides MGS2 and GT3) for PS2 that looks good!....HAH! YOU CANT FIND ONE :P (later note: PS2 is a good console, but overhyped :D) (later later note: yes dreamcast is/was doomed, its out of production) :(

Q: Ohh no! You're right! I've wasted all my money on a worthless PS2! And now i cant afford any food and will probably die!!! NOOOO!
A: Hihihihihi, fool!

Q: *sniff* Okay! If its that way you want it, fine! GO FUCK YOURSELF!
A: Okay (/me zips down)

/me realizes this aint a FAQ anymore!

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