September 30th, 2003 - The Choice...
Ive come to the conclussion that I wont be buying Soul Calibur 2 (at least not yet), instead Im gonna use the cash that was intended for SC2 on Max Payne 2, the choice seems more obvious to me. Oh and speaking of Max Payne 2 (lol mazy.net is starting to become a Max Payne 2 fansite eh?), then theres been released a couple of new movies (as i updated previously), but now you can grab them over at Shacknews.

You can grab the movies here(100mb), aand here(82mb), oh and here!(20mb) (Note that these are the same movie packs just in different quality each). Check my little mans!

September 30th, 2003 - Maxey Stuff
More Max Payne 2 stuff, some new movies, but its on IGN so meh, but still eh! They show some really neat physics stuff, and it looks at least on par with HL2s physics in my opnion. You can check them here (its the 2 movies added September 29)

September 29th, 2003 - TIMOR!!!!
This will own you in ways you didnt think were possible!

Also, this robber = über pwned!

Oh yah, the Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The King trailer has been released, Im not really that excited about it, but it does look quite good, and it does look like it could end a good trilogy.....good :)
Anyway, you can check it here

September 28th, 2003 - Haloing~
Just had a little game with chips in Halo MP, was quite fun, but when you're only playing 2 players then it tends to get more focused on normal DM instead of using the vehicles. Still, was okay fun, needs more players tho.

Oh yah, Im still looking for the perfect set of textures for my new TS map, ill post more on that as i get stuff done :)

September 27th, 2003 - Aye aye!
Today is a bit lighter on the news :)

Anyway, Ive completed Halo (again), its a good game, but not as good as it was when it was all new and hot.

Oh, and theres little over 2 weeks to Max Payne 2, im really excited about it, cant wait! :D!

September 26th, 2003 - OKAY! LAST UPDATE!
A Trailer for Battlefield Vietnam has been released, looks very owny! You can get it here

Oh yah, theres some new Max Payne 2 pics on the official Max Payne 2 site (check em under Gallery)

September 26th, 2003 - Halo.jpg
Haha, four updates in one day, must be a record on mazy.net :D!

Anyway, Ive gotten a hold of Halo for the PC. If you have never tried the Xbox version then its a game you have to try, the first time you play through the game then its very owny. So, its a good solid game the first time, the bad thing about Halo however is that the replay value isnt all that great. The AI is superb, and since theres no scripted stuff everything feels quite unique everytime you play again, but most of the levels are just too damn boring. The fact that Bungie just reused the same rooms over and over means that you feel like you're playing the same area over and over.........and you are! Its not that Halo is a bad game, its just that you easily get tired of it, at least in some levels. There are of course levels that are brilliant, and you can play these over and over without getting tired of it, so there is some good stuff in it.

Anyway, concerning the port, then Gearbox did a pretty good job. It runs pretty good and it looks quite nice even though the game is over 2 years old. Its one of the only PC games that actually use bumpmapping even though the technology is getting very old. One thing that can maybe annoy some people is that by having the game in a high resolution means that you notice all the small jaggy things that you never paid attention to when you played it on a TV. But still, the game does look very nice. It looks quite fantastic when you're flying over the water, and the bumpmapping gives it a quite funky look.

So, if you havent played Halo on the Xbox then check it out, if you already played the Xbox version to death ages ago, then go get Freedom Fighters instead ;D!~

September 26th, 2003 - Freedom Fought
Just completed Freedom Figthers, really awesome game, but its a tad too short. I completed it in around 6-8 hours, which is perhaps a tad too fast. Still, the ending does leave room for a sequel so we will probably get some more ownage in the future :)~

September 26th, 2003 - Revolutions Ownage!
Omaigutness! The Matrix Revolutions theatre trailer has been released, and where the other trailers were sorta meh, this one seriously owns, Revolutions looks like its gonna kick fucking ass! You can check it here, and do check it or you sux ;)

September 26th, 2003 - Maxeeeey
Oh yah, I forgot to mention this, a zip with all the currently released Max Payne 2 movies has been released (in hi-res btw), you can grab it over at Shacknews

September 25th, 2003 - Holay Shiat!
OMG! Ive got my small gritty hands on Freedom Figthers, and damn, it fucking ownz! The production values of this game are quite amazing, the entire feel of the game is really neat, the graphics, the music, the gameplay, everything works extremely well. Also, the element of squad commanding that Freedom Figthers adds is quite revolutionary, it makes managing your team and giving orders fun instead of boring, and the AI is superb so you wont get teammates that get stuck in a wall like in so many other games. And the action is sweet, the fact that you can manage your squad extremely easily also means that you can have some cover you while the rest of the team goes in. Its all quite the slick, and since you dont have any scripted shit then every battle will almost always have another outcome when you replay it.

Ive never really been a big fan of the Hitman games, but this game will without a doubt place IO Interactive up with the best games companys, its that good.

Oh yah, theres been released some Matrix Revolution commercials, you can check them here, here aaaand...........here

Anyway, i think ill go play some more Freedom Figthers now :)~~

September 24th, 2003 - Happy Tree Friends again :o~
If you remember Happy Tree Friends (i posted em ages ago) then you'll be happy to know that there are some new episodes of it. And to those that dont know what it is, click here and be owned :)~

Oh, and HL2 has been delayed to somewhere around christmas..........boy i didnt even see that one coming [/sarcasm]

September 22nd, 2003 - Yai!
Finally got myself pulled together and updated the maps section. Inthere you will now find updated pics from the retextured version of ts_crystal, pics from ts_kissmeyerbasic and pics from ns_mazion. Nice stuff :)




Oh yah, Max Payne movies are starting to be released now, very sexy! Ive uploaded some of the Gamespot movies since some blokes on IRC were moaning after them ;D

You can get the Gamespot movies here and here (4mb each), and you can find another Max Payne movie off Shacknews

Oh, and Ive been playing some more Lands of Lore, neat game indeed ;)~

September 21st, 2003 - Lands of Loreness~
Been playing a bit of Lands of Lore, very kickass game, and one that Im ashamed that I havent completed. So Ive picked it up again and Im gonna complete it :)
Almost forgot how much I love the Westwood colorschemes, those lovely green colors makes the mazzleheart shake :D! But anyway, Im gonna complete that now.

September 20th, 2003 - YumYum~
Ive been playing Homeworld2 a bit the last 2 days, a very nice game, its got a good feel to it, but i just find the orientation in the game to be very confusing. You just pan around and easily lose sense of whats going on. Its a very fast strategy game, and since i never really played the original then im not used to it. Oh well, probably takes a while to get used to.

Also, Ive gotten a hold of Pirates of the Caribbean DVD Screener. Its funny since its just premiered here in Denmark, think Ill watch it later :)~~

September 19th, 2003 - Killie Billie Vollie Onie Trailie......er
Anyway, the Kill Bill Vol 1 Trailer is out, looks very pwny, cant wait to see these movies (vol 1+2).

September 18th, 2003 - Lucky Bastard!
I just got home from the military examination thing, this could have gone horribly wrong, but instead it made me aware that I do get lucky from time to time (even though it happens rarely). So yeah, no military for me, im pretty much happy beyond words. The entire thing is set up like this: First you do some brainless tests, watch some videos from the 80's on the army n' shit, then you get examined by some cheesy doctor, and finally you come into a room where you have to choose if your life will suck or not. You have this bowl thingy with lots of tiny paper envelopes, and inside these there is a number. If you get from 1-12000 you're fucked (aka you have to goto the army or sumthing like that), if you get from 12000-36000 then you're free, i got 32008 :)

Seems like my life wont suck after all...

September 16th, 2003 - Bak 2 zee Futjar!
Been watching all the Back To The Future movies in a row (well, almost a row). Even though the 3rd movie isnt up to the same quality as the first two movies then its still good, and its without a doubt one of the best series of movies ever. Been wanting to see them all for quite a while now, goodie that i finally got myself pulled together and saw them again, awesome movies.

Oh, and if you havent noticed, Desert Combat 0.4 is totally pwnz0r!

Oh, and that military crap thingy is on Thursday, it sux....

September 15th, 2003 - W00T!
Desert Combat 0.4 is out! Its a pretty heavy duty download if you dont have 0.39 (its like 550mb), but anyway, its fucking Desert Combat so who cares? :D!

You can find yourself a download link here

September 14th, 2003 - Lotsa Stuff
First off, Desert Combat 0.4 promo movie, very cool stuff

Then theres some Matrix Revolutions commercials (really crappy quality tho (both sound and picture), but you get the idea)
Here | Uh Here | Ah here | Okay Here | And here

Oh, and ts_kissmeyerbasic and ts_crystal are done now (have been for ages, but ive packed em up now :D), also Beta 5 of ns_mazion is done, you can grab it here

September 13th, 2003 - The Return of Cow!
COW COMIC 2!!!! (Hi-res)
COW COMIC 2!!!! (Lo-res)

September 13th, 2003 - Maxeeey
Theres been released a mewie (the first mewie btw) from Max Payne 2. Im really excited about this game (i loved the first Max Payne, and this one looks like its gonna be even better!). Anyway, you can get the mewie over at IGN (dont worry you wont have to actually look at the site much ;D)

September 11th, 2003 - Uhhmm flacklecack
Okay, here are some pics from ns_mazion and ts_kissmeyerbasic

fapfap

Btw, fear this!

September 11th, 2003 - Oh, here I am!
Sorry for the lack of updates lately, Ive been pretty busy mapping on ns_mazion_b3, and if they playtest that is gonna take place tonight plays as well as I hope it will then Ill submit it for NS 2.1 testing. The entire map has been changed ALOT. The entire layout has been changed, and most areas are new, with the exceptions of a couple of corridors, hives and marine spawn. I'll prolly post some new pics from it later today (when I get my ass pulled together :D).

Anyway, I'll be updating on more frequent level now.

Oh, and check this weird shit out :)

September 5th, 2003 - Disturbance in the Balance...
Ive been working pretty much nonstop (except for the compiles) the last couple of days, and it looks like ill do it again the next couple of days. My NS map is being changed alot, and Im gonna make some very radical changes (totally change the map actually) in the next version, it will probably take a day or two before i got that one ready. Anyway, mapping is going pretty good, but some other things have come up that annoys me alot.

Ive got a letter from the military, and Ive got to go to the examination shit on September 18th, VERY annoying. I had hoped they had forgotten old mazzlezburgh, but it seems that it was not to be. Other shit, my bank account is fucky online, so I have to call the bank and get it sorted out, but Im really slow when it comes to dealing with banks, so it will probably take a couple of months before i get that worked out D:. And yet another things that pisses me off, my Gamespot Complete account has run out, so i cant use it like i used to. Its amazing how much i use Gamespot, i first really notice that when its gone *sigh*

Bah, Ill probably not update the site until the next version of the map is done (and btw, the new versions of the map have very sexy lighting), so Ill work hard on it.....its the only things that can cheer me up right now :(~

September 3rd, 2003 - Mazion
Im pretty much done with the map now, I only need to compile it one more time to fix the lighting in a few areas, but apart from that then im ready to compile the final of the beta :). You can check some pics in the topic Ive made on the NS forums.

I'll most likely have a beta out later today

September 1st, 2003 - Light at the end of the tunnel...yadayada
Its amazing, a few days ago when I started on my completion of my NS map (still need a name D:!) I thought it would take around a week, if not more, but im already done!....well, the map is done, i still need to fix shitloads of shit, but still, it is pretty much done now, and Ive even made some layout adjustments that should make it play alot better than i had first planned. Anyway, if it keeps going at this rate then ill have the map out for dl within a few days :)~

September 1st, 2003 - Nintendo Musicage!
Some lads on IRC posted this site with orchestrated versions of fameous Nintendo themes. These REALLY kick ass if you know the old version of the themes, but even if you dont they are still kickass. Check them here

August 30th, 2003 - One Month....
Yeeeah, 1 freaking month left to Half-Life 2 goodieness. Theres been alot of things going back and forth with Vivendi and Valve and shit, but Valve says that the game will be out on September 30th, so lets hope they can keep their promise.

Ive also been thinking about how it will run on this computer. With recent games such as Republic (which i thought would totally flak my computer up and make it explode) that ran very well with lots of details then Im starting to think that this computer might be able to pull it off very nicely. Maybe not full detail, the highest res and all the special kinky effects, but as i see it i will able to play it and enjoy the visual side, and thats what its all about. Dammit I cant wait!

Oh, and Ive mapped a bit on my NS map, the map is around 95% done now. The latest brushwork is really nasty tho, since i gotta keep it down to a minimum, anyway, fapfap.

August 30th, 2003 - Moo~
Ive decided to get my NS map finished now. I have come to the conclusion that if I dont finish it off now, then Im never gonna finish it and then months of work will have gone to waste. The main problem with my NS map (the stuff that is giving me an headache :D), is that Ive pretty much used up all the "buildspace" that Half-Life has to offer, and in order to exceed this I have to use a sort of experimental compiling tool, but at this time I dont really care, I just want it done. So Ill work hard on finishing now.

Oh, and that Call of Duty demo was quite cool actually, BUT it feels too much like MOHAA, and considering that it isnt EA or something, then I would classify it as an MOHAA ripoff. But still, it does work better than MOHAA, the action is better, so all in all a pretty good game, and one that ill check out when its released. You can get the demo on all gaming download sites n' shit

August 29th, 2003 - Curbied :)~~
Ive got all the episodes that has been made so far of Curb Your Enthusiasm now! Very pwny, I really hope this series will go on for a while, cuz its really pwny, in many ways better than Seinfeld, its really good, and i urge everybody that has some P2P program to try and download some episodes.

Oh yah, there was something about Activision fucking up some PR stuff with Call Of Duty (yet another WW2 game) by only releasing it on some specific sites, but the gaming community pushed back, and now Activision got assraped and are gonna release the demo all over the place today, very sad. But the game doesnt look too bad so it might be worth downloading :)~

Oh, and when Im on the topic of WW2, a Commandos 3 demo has been released, and to put it simply, Im extremely disapointed. Commandos 2 was so awesome, and this new game is totally crap. They really fucked it up, if they had continued in the direction that Commandos 2 was heading that it would be amazing game, but instead they fuck up the controls and the difficulty. Now its fucking easy, and you can just fly through the missions in 10min, its a fucking disgrace to the Commandos series, and its sad to see a once good game series get this shitty. Thankfully Commandos 2 is still as pwny as ever :)~~

August 28th, 2003 - Republicing :)
Ive been playing quite a bit of Republic. At first I was a tad sceptical about the game, the learning curve of the game is very steep, and it takes around an hour to figure out what the hell you're supposed to do. The entire feel of the game is also sorta complex, since you have to pay attention to every little detail, and be very concentrated on what you're doing. But, when you start to get the hang of the game it is quite extraordinary. The gameplay, while being very original, reminds me alot of Gangsters: Organized Crime. But where Gangsters just ran out of control, Republic seems to stay on track. Also, visuallly it is very impressive. Its got very detailed buildings with really detailed and cool looking shadows changing as the day goes on, and it even runs great on my old computer, very impressive. And the sound is cool too, although the voice acting (they are talking some Eastern Europe wannabe language which gets a tad annoying after a while) gets a little tiresome, the rest of the sound is topnoch, especially the music.
So, all in all a really nice game, I prolly need to play it some more to completely understand it, but it is very innovative and certainly worth a shot for all strategy hungry gamers :)~

Oh, Soul Calibur 2 is coming here (Europe) in one month (25th September D:!), so no piepie for Mazzletops D:

August 26th, 2003 - The problem is choice...
This is really annoying, Im thinking about buying Soul Calibur 2 (im a big Soul Calibur fan btw), but I seriously cant decide what version to get. This would be alot easier if I didnt have all the systems (Iceduck has the Xbox, but hes prolly handing that over soon anyway, since hes getting a DVD player). I started off thinking that the GameCube version was sorta like IT (since you get Link from Zelda as an extra character), but the thing is that I only got 1 controller for the GameCube, and apparently the Xbox version should be the best looking one, but Ive got 2 controllers for the PS2, so that would be ideal for 2 player mode thingy. Oh damn, the choices...

Oh, and Ive gotten my small gritty paws on Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 for the PC, very snatchy. At first it looked all crap, but then i turned off the fog and now it looks pretty cool. Of course the gameplay is kewlbeanz too, but Ive sorta gotten a tad tired of the THPS gameplay. Still, a good game.

August 25th, 2003 - O Yah~
I forgot to mention this earlier, Ive got some pics from the retextured version of ts_crystal, you can check them here.

Oh, and check this out! ARNIE R00LZ!!!

August 24th, 2003 - Demolitionmazzle!
Ive been playing a demo of Silent Storm quite a bit, its very entertaining actually, since you can blow up like buildings and shit. Nothing more satisfying than blowing up a wall with an unsuspecting german (its a WW2 game) standing there, and then riddling him with bullets (¦)~
The entire feel of the game is very nicely done, maybe i should mention that its a strategy game, that sorta shift between realtime and turnbased (combat is turnbased), and considering that im not as big a fan of these sort of games as used to, then its very cool indeed.

You can get the demo here (you need to register an account here, but if you dont wanna do that then find ur own dl place D:!)

Oh yah, i got a hold on Finding Nemo and XMen2 DVD rips, both awesome mewies :)

August 21st, 2003 - Fnafle
Okay, Ive got my computer and running again (even though its running like fucking crap in HL (but its running fine in stuff like BF1942)....). Anyway, Im running my C: drive on an old 40gb hd that isnt all that fast, so I might buy a new hd (once again) to get everything running a tad faster, very annoying, but as long as i can actually use the computer im glad. Anyway.

Ive been playing alot of MGS2 while the computer was fucked (finally completed the plant on hard). Playing this made me get the perfect idea for a new map, ill prolly have some new stuff to show soon (if something doesnt fuck up again), its a really cool concept, and I hope i can have it done before HL2 hits the shores. Anyway, werd!

Oh yah, Curb Your Enthusiasm r0x0rz ur b0x0rz!

August 18th, 2003 - Fuck I hate computers....
A short update, my computer is totally screwed, its running really slow in Windows and when loading games and shit, yet it plays stuff like 3Dmark without any problems. At first i thought it was the CPU that was fucked, or maybe the CPU fan, but im not so sure anymore. The harddisk (the old 60gb) is acting weird too, its constantly loading on the harddisk when im not doing anything at all (and i mean ALL the fucking time, and its like really much loading, fucking annoying!), that might be it too but im not sure. Its all fucked to say the least, its running like crap and i feel that every moment i got it turned on is making it more fucked up. I'll try and fiddle but dont expect to see me online until ive fixed it. Crei!

August 16th, 2003 - Blimey!
The internet (on my computer, all computers in this house for that matter), has been extremely slow, so I havent really been online. My theory is that its a combination of the power outage in America, especially New York, since its a directing point for the connections, and its probably also my ISP thats been fucking, plus that stupid Blast virus. Anyway, the internet is working okay now, not fucking fast, not fucking slow, just fucking okay.

I finally got my virus checker updated (after like being too lazy to do so for like 6 months). Anyway, i got it checked, and its fiddiling. Main reason is because i heard constant activity on the harddisk, even though i had taken out the internet plug, and was doing nothing (and nobody were getting files or anything on my computer). Anyway, it seems like its been fixed now, so im more calm.

Oh yah, some more positive shit, me and Iceduck has been watching alot of Curb your Enthusiasm lately. If you have no idea what Im talking about, then its basically a show by Larry David (he also plays himself in it, as the lead role), co-creator of Seinfeld, and pretty much the person that Georges character (in Seinfeld) is based on. Its a bit different from Seinfeld, it doesnt have such a constant pleasant mood as in Seinfeld, but its more focused on the embarresing things. Anyway, its alot of fun, so check out Kazaa or something like that for it.

August 12th, 2003 - Faploaded!
I got my small gritty hands on a DVD rip of Matrix Reloaded, really nice quality, you wont get it better on a DVD i tell ya ;). Even though the DVD will be released in October I'd rather wait and get the boxset (bst boxset EVR!), which shouldnt be that far away considering how fast Reloaded is coming out.

Oh yah, ive dug up No One Lives Forever 2 again, I only completed this one once, and considering the quality of this game then its a damn shame (it is one of the best games of 2002, if not to say the best). So Ill flapple that up, and besides, I need some inspiration for some new map (Ive put my NS map on hold, Ive lost interest for NS at the moment, so I think its better that a wait until im more motivated for that sorta stuff).

Oh yah, I wont be releasing a beta of ts_kissmeyerbasic, sorry D:

August 9th, 2003 - RGR!
Just some links :)

LOOK AT TEH RED MONKEY!

Some fucking drug moron that went berserk

Headless chicken that like lived

August 8th, 2003 - TEH HUMANITY!
This is great, I was sitting, fiddling with some textures, and i suddenly noticed that in the left part of the keyboard a spider was crawling around. I dont know what I was thinking, but the fucking fool I am I let the spider crawl into my keyboard. Then, realizing that spiders in keyboards arent the best thing ever, I started trying to get it out. I took some toilet paper and waited patiently for it to get out, but when it finally did I ripped off a couple of its legs, and it slid down into the keyboard again, now unable to get up by itself. Therefore I became desperate, and called for drastic measures, and brought in the heavy artillery: The vacuum cleaner! As I noticed the bastard was having a beauty sleep under my delete key, I put the vacuum cleaner on full power, and tried sucking the bugger out, but all it did was making its small legs flapper up in the air, furthermore making it unable to get up. So here I am, with a dead spider somewhere in my keyboard. I have thought about trying to take off every key, starting from one end, but i doubt Ill overcome my laziness, besides, i think i already squashed it a couple of lines back D:

Oh the humanity!

Btw, ts_kissmeyerbasic is done, beta/release stuff soon :)

August 8th, 2003 - XIII! AIIIE!
A demo of XIII has been released! This is a quite kewl game. If you dont know what it is, then its a celshaded first person shooter. The entire feel of the game is really cool, like small windows flash up on the screen when something happens, and explosions have "BANG!" bubbles appear. Very funky indeed. You can get it here and here (these places r pretty goy, but meh :o)

August 7th, 2003 - Kissmeyer Basic
I posted some pics from my new TS map, ts_kissmeyerbasic, over at the TS forums, you can check em here.

August 5th, 2003 - BETTAR!
Well, Ive gotten over my sickness, and Im feeling all nice and dandy (okay mebbe not dandy, more like flappy). Anyway, Ive completed Conker (again), amazing game, something everybody should try at least once.

Oh yah, GTA Vice City Multiplayer stuff has been released, I had a quick go in it, and its pretty crappy. You have no idea about when you kill somebody, and its all laggy. The idea is nice but it just doesnt work very well. It probably needs some more releases to get better.

Oh yah, my new TS map is going good too, it shouldnt be too far away from being done, and ill post some pics soon, so stay tuned ;)

August 2nd, 2003 - Feeling Bettar
I starting to feel better now, Ive also been on IRC so thats probably a sign of being well :)

Anyway, Ive been playing a bit of NS 2.0, its good, but its not like i needed to download it to know that, some good new maps there too.

Oh yah, after Eddd posted a pic from Perfect Dark in IRC I suddenly got the urge to play some N64 games, so I downloaded some games and a emulator (being too lazy to hook up my own N64 :D). Currently Im playing Conkers Bad Fur Day, this is without a doubt one of the best games in gaming history imo, the people on Rare are geniuses! If not for the cool game, then for the great humor, if I had to work on a game this would be the kinda stuff I wanted to do :D!
Its also one of the games that Ive been wanting to complete again for quite a while, but finally I got myself pulled together to get it.

July 31st, 2003 - Crei
Gah, Im sick (again), so I wont be online until Im feeling better. This fucking noisy computer is killing my ears, it feels like the sound is being intensified like 10 times in this condition, anyway, Im feeling alot better than I did yesterday.

Oh yah, Natrual Selection 2.0 is coming out today, check later (i guess).

July 29th, 2003 - Just checkin...
Just wanted to inform that Im making a new map for TS. Its gonna have a very clean and neat look to it (its like office stuff, you know D:). Anyway, progress on this one is going pretty fast, so I should have some pics within the next couple of days.

Oh, and Im probably gonna release some new pics from my NS map soon too, Im currently sorta putting it on hold tho :)

July 26th, 2003 - Crystal Sunrise Reloaded
Aye, the TS version of de_crystal is done! Ive made ALOT of improvements to make this play better in TS, and it really does play quite well. I'll pop up a download link soon, but I want to test this final version one more time before I post anything, but until then, here are sum pics :)

Update: Heres the download link :)

Edit: Pics in the mapspot

As you can see the biggest change is the main part of the village, where a building simply has been removed. Apart from that the map has been optimized for the TS gameplay, by having ALOT of holes in buildings so you can dive out and look cool ;).
After a couple of playtests I can say that it plays near perfect of what I wanted it to, so Ill be releasing it later today, unless any unnoticed bugs show up, stay tuned ;D.

July 25th, 2003 - Terminated......aye......no
Well, just came back from watching Terminator 3 with Iceduck and Pingu, and well, it was actually quite pwny. The action was pretty good, it did what it had to do (you know, PUSH THE TEMPO!), and all the explosions were nice too. One thing I think they did really good was making the movie a bit more relaxed, well, making it more funny instead of just shootings every 2nd minute. Arnie for example has loads of laughable comments, which really peps up what could have been a complete failure. The innovation on the old movies is good, I really liked it. Im not saying it was an amazing movie, it was and is a simple action movie, but its transformed itself into something more than the maybe more dark prequels. And speaking about the Terminator series, then the ending points towards a pretty pwny 4th movie. If you dont like the action, then the cheesy arnie remarks will certainly make it worth watching.

Oh, btw, Ive started a new map, dedicated to TS. Its gonna be a very clean map (im making a lobby too........sadly). I'll post stuff when I got stuff to post :D!

July 21st, 2003 - HENHENHENHEN!
Just wanted to update about The Specialists 2.0 being released, that is all.

July 20th, 2003 - Dodgie, rogie!
Hey thar, my sister and her husband are flying back to San Diego now, its sorta sad to see them go, but its been fun :)

Anyway, Ive been playing ALOT of Gran Turismo 3 lately, Ive just been urging for some hardcore racing, and finally I got my fix again (Ive been too lazy to plug in the PS2 D:!). Im all flapping around in my Corvettes~

In other news, Ive decided to convert de_crystal into a TS (The Specialists) map, Im actually already done, but Im waiting until 2.0 has been released so I can flapple some more with zee entitys, more on that soon (2 pics here, 1 and 2)

Oh yah, and at last but certainly not at least, Ekaj, a #georf hangouter, is done with his NS map, ns_mineshaft, and the NS folks released a movie from the new NS maps. Even though the other maps look good too, then Ekajs map is by far the best looking and the ambience of this map looks absoultely incredible. I usually dont post stuff about other peoples maps, but this one really impressed me.
I'll post a couple of places where you can get the movie: Here, Har, Ovar har!, and here (this should be enuff ;D)

Oh yah, btw, Im still working on my NS map, its a shame that some of the new maps have something that looks like a cafeteria, I wanted the cafeteria im adding to my NS map to be original......oh well ;)

Werd out~

July 17th, 2003 - Flapflap~
I havent been updating the site the last couple of days, Ive been sorta busy and sorta lazy...a mix of those. Anyway, last Tuesday I went to Tivoli (danish amusement part, the only sort of proper danish amusement part) with my parents, Iceduck, my sister n my brother-in-law. Was pretty fun, especially since its been ages since Ive last visited Tivoli. But its not like I was itching to try it again, anyway, pretty fun :)

In other news, hi-quality HL2 movies have been released on Steam, consult your favourite gaming site for more news, or you can just download the movies from Gamespot if you got Gamespot Complete :)

Ive also been playing alot of Thief2, its really great to finally be able to play the game the way its supposed to be played (with movies, I used to have a warez version without hte movies). Brilliant game, cant wait to get my hands on Thief3 in the end of this year.

July 14th, 2003 - Sneaky mazzle!
I bought Thief 2 and Warcraft 3 today :D! Ive been wanting to buy both these games for ages (I have fulldemos of both, but never got to buy the real things). Its good to finally have them. Also, Ive started playing Thief 2 again now, really amazing game. Even though the graphics has aged ALOT, then its still a kickass game. Playing this only makes me even more excited about Thief 3, dammit I cant wait! :D!~

Oh yah, Ive also been playing alot of RTCW: Enemy Territory lately, it still kicks ass with no end in sight! ;D!

And Im doing pretty good progress on my NS map, its starting to look finished ;)

July 13th, 2003 - Uhnahkruhnoks?!
I checked out (as I usually do every 15min) Gamespot and found something quite interesting....stuff from Anachronox. If you dont remember this game, then let me give you the short history: Its an Ion Storm, Its Tom Halls game (Romero made Daikatana[sucked beyond the human imagination], Spector made Deus Ex[one of the bst games evr]). Even though the companys reputation was getting some hits after Daikatana, then Tom Hall still managed to pull out a pretty good game, sadly I never really got to play the full game, I only checked the demo and was pretty pleased from what I saw.

Anyway..

Some fella captured all the cutscenes and some gameplay moments of the game, to produce what could easily have been a movie. Its around 1.1gb total, and its spread into 13 movies. Anyway, Ive checked almost all of the movies, and its quite ownage how they used the Quake2 engine. It really looks amazing, especially the way the camera flies around, it has a really brilliant movie feel to it that I havent really seen in any other games apart from stuff like Metal Gear Solid. Anyway, you can download it here, and here is the Gamespot gamespace

July 10th, 2003 - HAAAAR?
Check this foo, pretty kewl actually :D

July 9th, 2003 - WHERES TEH LIGHT?!??!
I donno what rock Ive been living under, but Ive totally forgotten to check out for Thief 3 movies, and when I did, DAMN I WUS OWNED! Some really amazing lighting effects and physics, and the entire ambience of the game feels perfect! It looks like how Thief should and shall look. Anyway, you can find some movies on this site (to the right in the Latest Download thingy). Note that some of them got some annoying german people talking, but thankfully theres not too much sound from the actual game, so you can turn it down to avoid these pests.

July 7th, 2003 - YAY! WELLNESS!
Just wanted to inform that im feeling better now (SICKNESS GONE(Almost)!!!). Sooooo....yeah!

Oh, and check this out, you can dl loads of "Amiganish" music there, really kewl, i dig teh amiganess!

Oh, and Ive been playing a bit of Star Trek: Elite Force 2, pretty good game actually, some lame leveldesign tho, and the general feeling of the game is sorta........i donno, it just doesnt feel right. But perhaps you have to be a Star Trek fan to really like it, but overall its an okay game. Just annoying with all them energi weapons only :(

AND DONT COPY THAT FLOPPY!!!!

July 5th, 2003 - DONT COPY THAT FUCKING FLOPPY!
This will own you for a couple of decades......yes

July 5th, 2003 - Sickie ;(
Im sick at the moment (ive got a cold, im not talking about mentally sick D:), so im sorta flopped. But Im feeling alot better than how I was yesterday, so thats nice. Anyway, Im playing alot of Raven Shield again, really a great game. Ive been having this idea about a WW2 game, that has the elements of a SWAT game. It should be like extremely realistic (not like in MOHAA where you can fall down from like 1000 meters, or DOD where you can get shot 10 times). I mean, 1 shot freakkin kills! Anyway, Ill flapple :)~

July 4th, 2003 - SHIT!
This fucking ownz you! BST EVR!

July 3rd, 2003 - Wjat Ang0lz!?
I went the movies today to see Charlies Angles 2 with Iceduck (my bro), Sidse (my sis) and Horacio (my sis' husband). It was pretty funny (the situation), because everybody but me thought it totally sucked like 100%. Its not that I thought it was a masterpiece, it was really "holey", it didnt really have any story at all, and most of the jokes were sorta lame. But I think they were expecting more that I did. I obviously chose the wrong people to see it with. I knew it was just action+chicks+stupid stuff. The action was really cool, some nice special effects too, but sometimes it got sorta too far, and the fact that they pushed it so far made it loose the grip, but still, good action. Anyway, it was actually the sort of movie that I was thinking about just dling as DivX, but still, i thought it was an okay and entertaining movie, unlike others :o

Oh yah, Ive also worked on my NS map today. Im starting to sorta repeat myself in the stuff I do, but still, its coming around pretty nicely. Its like 80% done now, only need to add 2 hives and connect them.

Anyway, flapple flopple flipple!

July 2nd, 2003 - YAS!
Thought Id post this :D

Oh yah, I was bored and I made this ;D!

July 1st, 2003 - YOSH!
Just thought Id post this :)

WINNAR!!!!

June 30th, 2003 - LEMONADE?
Btw, forgot to mention that Im hooked on a new game called Lemonade Tycoon, its really cool. As you might have guessed, its about selling lemonade, and making lemonade. It might sound sorta boring, but its really quite addictive. Heres a pic from it :)

/me flapples

June 29th, 2003 - Wind Wanked!
Just wanted to say that I completed Zelda: Wind Waker (actually I did that yesterday). Great game, I know many people dislike the celshaded graphics, but I totally dig em, BST EVR! Also, besides the gameplay being extremely entertaining, this is one of the games that has actually taken me quite a while to complete. I havent really been playing it very much, but the general length of games these days are so short that this one made an impression on me. Overall brilliant game, a must have if you got a cube or even if you dont ;)

Oh yah, my sister and her husband are coming to Denmark tomorrow! Pretty cool, havent seen them since X-Mas, and my sister havent been in Denmark for years now (since she didnt get her citizenship thingy until recently), anyway, kewl things are happening ;D

June 27th, 2003 - YO WUT BE UP YO!?
The last couple of days have been truely terrifying....my computer didnt work! The thing was, that I was trying to activate Windows XP (i had installed Service Pack 1 to get my harddisk up and running, and therefore i had to activate it again), please note that i had a illigal/fulldemo of Windows XP, so i had to use illigal ways to get it activated. So i used a crack that should do the trick, but instead if FUCKED UP my computer like a nightmare. So, after loads of problems i finally got Windows XP installed again, but this time i decided to buy Windows (i mean ffs, you use the bloody OS pretty much), so i did, and now everything is working swell with my legal cdkey (¦)~

Oh yah, i got Advance Wars 2, brilliant game, even better than the first game (although pretty much the same). If you got a GBA/Emulator, get it now! (Btw, the fact that i had Advance Wars 2 for my GBA during these tight days made it more liveable ;D)

Oh, and ive gotten pretty far in Zelda: Wind Waker too (GOT 7 TRIFORCE SHARDS!)
YAY!

June 19th, 2003 - VERY GOO!
This commercial with Sean Connery totally crack me up, so I thought id poster it here ;D
CHECK IT FOO!

Oh yah, started playing Black & White again, its the kind of game that I never really got 100% involved in, so I thought id give it another shot, and it feels alot cooler when you got more time and can cool down :)

Oh, and a new Desert Combat "Alpha" has been released, check it

June 16th, 2003 - HAAAAROOOO VIEEETNAAAM!
OMG! I DID IT! IM DONE WIFF SKEWL!!!!! EVRRRRRR!!!!!! OMG! I EVEN FUCKING PASSED RELIGION!!!! I R00L!!!! :D!

/me flaps around

Btw, check out this kewl vietfuckingnam mod out, its pretty pwny, and since ive been watching Full Metal Jacket and Apocalypse now recently they r like "OMG ÜBER!" so plz! Hail!

June 14th, 2003 - UNF!.......GEEEOOORF!!!!!
I got my exams from the written exams yesterday, I did good in them! It seems like my luck is changing :) Anyway, I got my last exam on Monday, its Religion, and I havent really paid that much attention to it, but Im gonna work hard this weekend to be able to make it. I can pass if i get the next lowest grade (5 :o), so Im pretty sure that ill make it, but still, gotta work for it! :D

Oh yah, I got my new Harddisk yesterday, I bought a Maxtor DiamondMax Plus 9 160gb, 7200rpm, ATA133 with 8mb cache, pretty kewlbeanz! :D So now I can download all the stuff I want, no more limitations baby!!! Ill update on Monday and let you know how I did ;)

June 12th, 2003 - w00t!
I had my history exam today! I did good! At last, in all my other exams ive been absurdly unfortunate in the stuff i got, but in the history exam I finally got lucky. Anyway, good to finally get some good grades :)~~

Oh yah, im prolly gonna buy a new harddisk tomorrow, bst evr!

June 10th, 2003 - Tralalalala
Yay, I passed my danish exam that I thought would be impossible! Well, I didnt really think it was impossible, it was just that when during the exam I got this really lame text and stuff and.......uhhh, bah, nm. Went okay.

In other news, Im planning on buying a new harddisk (i got around 600mb left on my current ones, and I cant be bothered to delete!). Problem is that I dont know if my motherboard will support a 180gb harddisk (which im planning on buying). The harddisk is IDE100, and my motherboard supports IDE100, but im not too sure that i can use the entire 180gb and not fuck up. Hmmm, anyway, if you know anything about this sorta stuff then please, by all means email me ;)

June 4th, 2003 - :G
Here some new shit Ive made in 3dmax :)

Oh, and I flunked my exam today, über analse D:

June 2nd, 2003 - So, its June :o
Aye, still got loads of exams left, so its not happy time for mazzlebuns :(
Anyway, in the time that I have had Ive fiddled a bit with 3dmax, this is what came out of it. Anyway, gonna flap around now :)

May 30th, 2003 - Tralalala RTCW!
That Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory thing has been released, and its pretty damn nifty actually. Its the thing that was supposed to be an addon that you had to buy for RTCW, but somewhere in the development of it, it turned into a free standalone game you can download for free! Very cool :)
Anyway, if you liked RTCW multiplayer you'll love ET, its got some very cool maps and in my opinion improved gameplay. So check it out, its only like 287mb :)

You can get it at Gayplan....uhhh, Fileplanet

May 25th, 2003 - EVER? YES!
Been watching Reloaded 2 times again (a cammed version tho, but still pretty good). Its amazing how brilliant this movie is, it sets off so incredibly many thoughts, that you feel completely overwhelmed by it. Its amazing how a movie can do this to you, you become creative on a completely different level, trying to find a solution to a problem that will be answered in the last movie. Awesome movie.

And another thing, Ive been playing (apart from reading for my exams of course) quite a bit of Rise of Nations. A really awesome game. If you have absolutely no idea what Im talking about, then allow me to explain. The concept of Rise of Nations is simple, take Civilization and mix it with realtime gameplay of Age of Empires. What do you then have? A real time Civilization, a brilliant idea which Ive had since I tried my first RTS, but still, great to have one. It works extremely well, the gameplay is flawless. The only really things that could be better are the graphics and the sound, but having that said, it is still a really nice game allround.

/me flaps around

May 24th, 2003 - Reloaded
So yeah, Ive finally seen it, so how is it? My opinion: BST FCKN MEWIE EVR!!! It is the kinda movie that really makes you think about everything afterwards. The funny thing is that the action stuff wasnt really the stuff that impressed the most, it was the story, and the complexity of the story that i found most striking about Reloaded. Thats not to say that the action wasnt impressive, I would be lying if I said that they wernt impressive, some of the best action scenes ever made.
The problem is that I cant really explain the genius of Reloaded without spoiling it, but it seriously changes the entire way you think about the Matrix universe, and the entire way you used to think about it until you're seen Reloaded. Once you have seen it you'll know what I mean, its an amazing movie, without a doubt one of the best ever made in my opinion, a must see!

May 22nd, 2003 - UNF!
Well, I had my first oral exam today, went pretty good actually. Maybe I should explain the grade system we use here in Denmark. It goes from 00 to 13, 13 being the best. I got an 10, so thats pretty cool. However, this is probably also the only exam that I had any hope in, but lets just hope I can pull of some mazzleflips in the next couple of exams :)

Oh yah, 2 days until Im going to see Matrix Reloaded, cant wait! And speaking of Matrix, I checked out AniMatrix (all 9 of them), very kickass, some really superb animation.

May 19th, 2003 - Aye~
So, E3 has come and gone, aye. But in my opinion it felt kinda tame after the movies of Half-Life 2 got out, everything else was sorta tame compared to HL2.....hmmm, anyway, pretty good E3, HL2ness :)

Oh yah, 5 days until ill see Matrix Reloaded, cant fucking wait!

Oh, and i got an English exam on Thursday, not a big deal though, this exam is the one that im least worried about, anyway, nuff talk :)

Oh and here are some pics from my NS map, thought id post them here :)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. The map is around 70% done now :)

Oh.......just wanted to say Oh one more time :)

May 15th, 2003 - Okay okay okay
Okay, Im so fucking owned! I just checked the Half-Life 2 movies on Gamespot and DAMN, fuck it looks fucking amazing! Unfortunatly you need a Gamespot Complete account to see these movies, but they will probably come other places soon, damn i need this game!

May 15th, 2003 - E3
So yeah, theres not long until it sets off, already theres been released loads of movies and pics from alot of games, and it would take me far too long to post them here, so ill keep that to yourself, just keep yourself updated on Gamespot and Shacknews or wutevr :). Damn it feels good that its finally E3 time again, lets hope there are some mindblowing surprises lying around and waiting ;)

May 13th, 2003 - Archiving...
Ive started archiving the news since it was getting a tad long, so if you want to check some of the old news just click the archive link at the bottom of the main page :)~

May 12th, 2003 - Movieness
Went to see 25th Hour today, good movie, Edward Norton be the untamedness! And speaking of untamed, I saw Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas yesterday, really silly movie, but loads of fun. Jonhhy Depp = mst untamed person on earth! :D!~bstevr~

Oh yah, went to get tickets for Reloaded, the time is nearing for Mazzlebuns to see it!! On the 24th that is!

And btw, Ive gotten a hold of Vice City for the PC, nice to play it in a nice high resolution :)~

May 8th, 2003 - BMWness~
Check these cool movies, i pet them, so should you ;)

May 7th, 2003 - Animatrix~
Just wanna update with the news that the new Animatrix is out, check it here.

May 6th, 2003 - NUDITY!!! FEDERAL OFFENSE!!!! HAAAAAAI!!!!~(wtf)
Today was my last day of school (if you wanna call what we did today was school that is) but anyway, last day of school, aye. Well, theres this tradition where the classes that are done with the schoolness do a little show, you know. Well, as it was ending and as everything looked like it was normal....SUDDENLY, Reolged, Petey boy, me main man, flapped into the room NAKED! The thing that was especially funny about this was that i had been looking for him the entire day, and when i finally found him it was with his very classy entrance ;). By the way, you should keep in mind that he was drunk beyond all and every sense. But still, classy ;D gj

Oh yah, btw, my exams are starting now, i got my written Danish exam tomorrow, and my written English exam on Friday, so......yeah D:

May 5th, 2003 - Reloadedness! AYE AYE!
OMG! I got tickets for Matrix Reloaded! :D! So pwny, I got them for Saturday 24th (im not like totally far behind from other people, the movie premieres in Denmark on May 21st, not May 15th like in the rest of zee world D:). Im so fucking excited! The reason to why Ive gotten tickets for the weekend is due to the fact that ive got some exams in that week, and i'd rather see it in a calm weekend ;). OMG! I CANT W8Z0R!!!!~!

Btw, Ive been playing loads of Zelda, BST FCKN EVR!!!! Really awesome game, gets better the more you play it :D!~

May 3rd, 2003 - Zeldaness!
OMG! OMG! OMG! I bought Zelda: The Wind Waker today! BST FCKN GAME EVR! The graphics are fucking sweet, they are simple yet it looks fucking smashing. Sound is cool too, no voice acting but it doesnt really bug me that much, reading wont kill you ;). And the gameplay of course is über pwnage! But i havent really played it that much yet, so plz! Anyway, ill go play now ;)~~

Oh yah, i made this, im very proud!


May 2nd, 2003 - X-Pwned~~
Just came back from the movies where I saw X-Men2 with Iceduck and Pingu. Very slick! Its a really cool movie actually, I wasnt a big fan of the first movie which I thought was sorta boring from time to time, but the sequel on the other hand is completely the opposite. Theres action and loads of it, and good action! The entire feel of the movie is very complete, during the over 2 hour long movie there is not one second where you loose focus. So good entertaining movie, and there are even some unforseen surprises so it isnt just all by the book.

Oh yah, im gonna buy Zelda: The Wind Waker tomorrow! :D!

April 29th, 2003 - Fighting sand with.....tanks?
Ive been playing alot of Desert Combat, the Gulf War mod for Battlefield 1942. Its really awesome, the thing that probably is best about Desert Combat is that the tempo of the game is alot faster than the temp of BF1942. What i mean is that tanks and planes are ALOT faster, which makes it alot more fun. And theres also helicopters! Another good thing is that you can actually use your weapons for something now. In BF1942 they were really shitty, so you were kinda dependant on getting a tank, but here its also fun to be infantry. Of course the entire theme with M4A1's and T72's is also fucking kickass, so dl it now if you got BF1942 and a working cdkey (since its no good in singleplayer). Check the site here

Oh, by the way, my bro Iceduck has gotten his drivers license (at last!) KUDOS 2 HIM!

April 25th, 2003 - Hai thar!
Omai, I checked out that Phone Booth movie (actually its the second time ive seen it, but i saw it a second time wiff Iceduck), cool movie. Its pretty cool that it can keep the intensity throughout the entire movie, considering that it takes place the same place the entire movie. Good flick ;D

Oh yah, check out this ad, BST FCKN EVR!

April 23rd, 2003 - Half-Life 2ness!
If you havent already seen it, articles and pics of Half-Life 2 are out, Ive uploaded the pics and have made a little page here with it. You can check it here

Oh yah, skewl started yesterday (sucks) and I just saw the 20th episode of 24, bst evr!

April 21st, 2003 - Specialized!
Ive been playing quite a bit of "The Specialists". Its a pretty kickass HL mod where you can flipflop around with Akimbo weapons and go berserk! Theres a cool slowdown effect too, all Max Payney :D!

You can check it here

April 20th, 2003 - HAPPY BURFDAY!!!
In order to honor my good mate rds birthday (which is today), i made a map dedicated to this special day! You can download it here, and here are some pics

1, 2, 3, 4 (it should be noted that the pics dont really capture the idea of the map, all the wall are moving incredibly fast, and you get all dizzy, you have to check it out!)

Happy birthday buddy ;)


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