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May 21st, 2004 - Minglecrinck
Been a while since I updated, Ive been
too tired or too lazy to update, but anyway, here
I am again :D!
Anyway, Ive ordered Shenmue 2 for the Xbox. Been
wanting to get my hands on it for quite a while
now, but Ive forgotten about it shortly after,
but I finally pulled myself together, and found
a store that has it, and I should have it sometime
next week.
Oh yah, next week Thief 3 will be released. Been
looking forward to this one for quite a while
now, since Im a huge fan of Thief games. I just
hope that Ion Storm arent gonna fuck it up like
they fucked up Deus Ex 2 D:! Anyway, its looking
good so I guess I shouldnt be too worried!
Oh yah, I also got a free copy of Hitman Contracts,
and some shirts (a Freedom Fighters t-shirt, and
a Hitman Contracts t-shirt and shirt). I was kinda
bored so I took some pics of myself wearing them,
check em here: 1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6
Im a bit tired now, more updatie latah! :D
May 16th, 2004 - Ohes
The link for the San Andreas scan arent
working anymore, so check
this instead (no new pics here tho D:)
May 15th, 2004 - BLING!
So E3 is over, some overall nice stuff,
gonna check out more (so much stuff, so little
time ey?)
Oh yah, check the new
trailer for The Incredibles, Pixars new
movie.
May 14th, 2004 - Whoa!
I just got this
link for ya. Its scan of an article on
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Read it, its totally
nuts, they are doing an entire state this time!
Cant wait! :D
May 13th, 2004 - Findletrin
Bleh, Im sick so Im staying home today
(and no, it isnt the E3 fever). Its this crappy
danish weather that is constantly changing, so
unless you pay attention to it all the time then
ur bound to get sick. Anyway, really snotty and
shit n' I got a mofo of a headache, so Ill make
this quick.
GTA San Andreas media has been released! (01,
02
and 03).
Looking really cool, but I just want more :)~
Anyway, lots of cool stuff on E3, F.E.A.R is looking
quite interesting. The PSP is also looking way
too good to be true. Anyway, im tired now, so
Ill be back later and stuff.)
Update: Battlefield
2 movies, very pone!
May 11th, 2004 - Its that special time again...
E3 is upon us, once again.
I just finished watching the Nintendo pre-E3 conference.
I must admit that Ive been a tad sceptical about
the Nintendo DS, the idea of having 2 screens
sounded kind of pointless. But the DS is looking
really cool. Not only does it do really cool 3D,
it also has touch sensitive screens, GBA compatibilty,
and wireless network functions (and apparently
also online functions). Anyway, looking really
sweet. I wonder if Sony can match Nintendo with
the PSP. I havent had the chance to check Sonys
conference yet, but I will soon enough :)~~
May 8th, 2004 - Future Revisited
Was shopping for a present for Iceduck
(his birthday is on Monday). Anyway, while shopping
I found the Back To The Future Trilogy Boxset.
Been wanting to get it for ages, so I bought it
for myself :). Some excellent movies, good to
finally have em.
Oh yah, E3 is next week, hope it will be as interesting
as it was last year :)
May 7th, 2004 - Mega Pwn~
Just a quick updatie
I found a link to this site called Mega64, where
some guys does parodys on games such as Shenmue,
Metal Gear Solid and Tetris. Really funny shit,
check
it here
Also, Thief 3 has gone gold, should be
out by the end of May, good stuff, been wanthing
this one for ages :)~ just hope its good D:
Oh yah, I watched Underworld the other day.
Underworld
It wasn't very good. I donno if its just me, but
this entire vampire, werewolf etc thing in movies
is starting to get a bit boring. Anyway, the movie
had a little action that was pretty nice, but
overall the movie was just boring, and the story
was extremely uninteresting (Vampires vs. Werewolfs,
and then some more stuff that is so boring that
Im not even gonna go into it). After 30 minutes
into the movie I just waited for it to end. The
only good thing in it (I suppose), is Kate Beckinsale
which is sorta hot, but thats about it. I did
expect this to be okay entertaining, but simply
just uninteresting and a waste of time.
Underworld - 1 out of 5 georfs
May 4th, 2004 - Mmmmmm
Been thinking about what computer I should
get when Im gonna upgrade/get a new one. Currently
then Im like 99,9% sure that Im gonna go for an
Alienware
computer, since they both look totally kickass
and they pack alot of amazing stuff in them. They
are a bit pricey, but Im not thinking of buying
it like right away. Gonna save some money and
just buy the fastest shit that money can buy,
and obviously Im gonna get the new ATi
X800 XT in it, the best of the best :)
May 1st, 2004 - Hai wiff pai!
EEEEY! The Hitman Contracts release party
yesterday was quite cool :D
It was placed in this old warehouse place, on
the other side on the river where IO is located.
We were taken there by boat from IO, quite funky.
Anyway, this warehouse had gotten a little facelift,
and had more of a slaugtherhouse look, much like
a level in Hitman Contracts. Anyway, with dancers
(which made all the guys grab for their phones
to take pics, me included ;D), free bar, and Jesper
Kyd as DJ (guy that makes the music for all of
IOs games, really sweet music btw), and loads
of people then it was quite the funk, even though
i got perhaps a bit too much to drink, and I prolly
smoked a bit too much waterpipe as well D:!
Anyway, The
Specialists 2.1 has been released, go
check it out :D
I got 2 maps in it btw, ts_supertimor and ts_kissmeyerbasic
:)
Oh yah, prepare
to be owned!
April 29th, 2004 - PAAAAI!
Btw, Pai Mei'ness, check
this out. I recommend you not to watch
it if you havent already seen Kill Bill Vol 2
(since you should experience Pai Mei in better
quality the first time!), but else you can check
it out :D!
Oh yah, 3dmax course is over, Hitman Contracts
release party is tomorrow. Neat
Oh and I was checking out Blur's
site. Really talented guys, some awesome
3D Animation, go check it out for some serious
ownage :)
April 28th, 2004 - Play with your balls!
PLAYS
WITH THEM!!!!
April 26th, 2004 - Echlooo
A teaser for The Specialists 2.1 has
been released. You can find this on The
Specialists site.
TS 2.1 is gonna be released on Friday btw, and
will feature two of my maps in it, ts_kissmeyerbasic
and ts_supertimor.
Oh, and.....PAI
MEI! (the 19 pics go from 01 to 19) :D!!!~
April 25th, 2004 - Attention please!
Btw, a pretty important thing that I
forgot to mention. The mail on the site (the contact
me link on the left side) doesnt work. My old
mail has yet again been fucked up, so from now
on Im just gonna use stuff like Hotmail for regular
internet mail and nonpersonal stuff. If you want
to mail me then send it to this
mail
I'll get the link fixed ASAP
April 25th, 2004 - ROAR!
I forgot whether I already mentioned
this already, but Im going to this 3D Studio Max
6 course for 4 days (Monday to Thursday). Looking
really forward to this actually, hope that I'll
learn alot of new stuff and get more into the
smaller things of 3Dmax that usually makes the
workflow speed up. There's gonna be some other
guys from IO as well so thats nice.
Oh yah, the new The
Specialists is very near :)
April 24th, 2004 - HAI!
Just came home from watching Kill Bill
Volume 2 :)
Kill Bill Volume 2
First off, Volume 2 is awesome. Although the movie
doesnt rely that much on action as Volume 1 did,
then that shouldnt tick you off. The reason is
that while Volume 1 was a tribute to mainly Kung
Fu (or swordy stuff mebbe :D) action movies, Volume
2 feels more like a tribute to westerns. Anyway,
if you arent already aware then Volume 2 is about
The Bride (Uma) killing the rest of the Deadly
Viper Assasination Squad, which she started doing
in Volume 1.
Even though Volume 2 is less focuesed on the action,
then I felt like the pace of the movie is actually
somewhat faster. The story flows alot better in
Volume 2, and while Volume 1 was interesting throughout
the entire movie with lots of action, then Volume
2 does an even better job at this but just with
dialouge. Obviously the story is being told Tarantino
wise which means that you get each bit of the
puzzle in an unchronological way. One especially
interesting point of the movie is when The Bride
is burried under ground in a coffin. Here you
learn the technique she will use by a flashback
to her time as a pupil of Pai Mei, the master
of the Five Point Palm exploding heart technique
;D. The scenes with Pai Mei are totally genius
btw.
Anyway, overall I felt Volume 2 was more rounded.
It had some good action and it was more interesting
story wise, and my overall feeling when i left
the cinema was really good. Without a doubt one
of the best movies Ive seen in a while, and a
movie that everybody that just remotely like QT
movies should check out.
Kill Bill Volume 2 - 5 out of 5 georfs
April 18th, 2004 - Long Live The D!
Been listening and checking out alot
of Tenacious D stuff lately, its the band which
Jack Black is in by the way. Actually its only
2 guys, Jack Black and Kyle Gass. The music is
totally kickass. Its both really cool music, and
its really funny as well, good combo. It is usually
really cool rock, but theres sometimes some other
stuff in the mix, so overall each song has a special
feel to it, although Jack Blacks vocal always
tend to blow through it and give it a special
cool touch :D. Anyway, been checking out some
of their HBO specials too (like movie episodes),
some really hiliarious stuff.
So anyway, I highly recommend you to check out
some Tenacious D if you like stuff that pwnz.
/me goes to check more D
Oh yah, forgot if I already mentioned
this, but I got tickets to Kill Bill Volume 2
on Saturday. Denmarks best cinema and really good
seats so it should be a blast. Going there with
Reolged, Pingu and Iceduck, looking forward to
it very mucho :D!
April 17th, 2004 - Tringletop!
Forgot to mention this before but Ive
been watching alot of movies lately as well. I'll
do some quick reviews on them (since Im checking
for viruses and my computer is running too slow
to play games :D). Anyway, Big Fish and School
of Rock.
Big Fish
So first off, Big Fish. In short the story is
this: A dying man, Edward Bloom, is confronted
with his son who is tired of his father always
exaggerating and pepping up the stories of his
life to make them more interesting. He's tired
that he's never heard the stories like they really
happend, and so he tries to really get to know
his father just before he dies. Through the movie,
Ed Bloom then tells the stories, just as hes always
told them, and these are really fascinating and
original. The entire feel of the movie feels really
slick, sort like a fairytale, yet in a real world
and Tim Burton pulls it off very well indeed.
And like Tim Burtons other movies, then the best
part of the movie is probably the visual side
of the movie, which is amazing to say the least.
Also, in many aspects the movie reminds me alot
of Forest Gump (another excellent flick btw),
yet its more silly perhaps. It would be a shame
to tell about some of the stories, because they
are probably all best the first time you see them,
but they are usually totally crazy and funny.
So all round a really nice movie, even though
I thought the ending might be a bit weak compared
to how strong the rest of the movie is, then its
well worth a watch.
Big Fish - 4 out of 5 georfs

School of Rock
Off to something a bit different ;D
Anyway, Im actually a pretty big fan of Jack Black.
I think hes an awesome musician and a hilarious
comedian, so making a movie that mixes these (much
like his character in High Fidelity) should be
pretty good, and for the most part School of Rock
works pretty well. Anyway, in short the movies
is about Dewey Finn, played by Jack Black, whos
been thrown out of his band. Anyway, being without
a job, his roommates sorta force him to get a
job. Anyway, one of his roommates is a school
teacher substitute, and when a private school
calls for him, Dewey goes there instead. Substituting
the teacher he then starts off by doing nothing,
which sorta makes the children worried, but soon
Dewey notices that some of the children can play,
and he starts teaching them how to play rock (that
wasnt short at all eh? :D). Anyway, this is a
movie heavily carried by Jack Black, but its got
some cool moments and some fun parts. It does
tend to get a bit watered out though, but if you
like Jack Black then you should check this movie
out.
School of Rock - 3 out of 5 georfs

April 14th, 2004 - Mistar McRae!
Yesterday (first day after easter, yay!)
I got my DVDs. The Band of Brothers tinbox and
The Office boxset. Very pwn, heres
a little pic of them in all their glory
:D! Very pwn, just a shame that I almost already
saw all 10 episodes of BOB like a month ago, oh
well.
Colin McRae Rally 04
Anyway, Colin McRae Rally 04. Well, Ill just try
to make this as short as possible. CMR4 is the
best racing game Ive tried in ages. Its not that
I play that many racing games, but I do know a
good game when I see and play it. Visually CMR4
is awesome. Most of the maps look awesome, and
even though a few tracks look a bit bare compared
to the others, then it simply adds some variation
from the other maps. But still, a few maps dont
look as sharp, but overall the maps look great.
But the best and most important thing is obviously
the cars, and they look amazing. Nothing to complain
about, they look real enough.
The audio side is pretty much as good as the visuals.
Everything sounds great. From the cars stopping
up and gravel flying in the air, to the engine
sounds. Everything sounds spot on. I do however
tend to have some sound problems where it screws
the sound up, but thats just cause I got a fuckoff
old sound card D:
And the gameplay is even better. Lots of cars,
great controls, and feel the cars is really kickass.
Especially since every car actually feels different
in its controls. The tracks are all kickass as
well, and theres loads of em. All around in Europe,
Japan, USA, Australia, theres enough for everybody
:D. Anyway, CMR4 doesnt really add anything new,
except for doing them extremely well. So if you
like a good racing game, then get Colin McRae
Rally 04 now!
Colin McRae Rally 04 - 5 out of 5 georfs

April 10th, 2004 - HHWINGG!!
Lots of cool movie trailers at the moment,
the Spiderman
2 trailer was released yesterday or something,
looking very cool :)~~
Anyway, Im starting to feel a bit better now,
not all snotty with headaches, now my biggest
problem is that i cough every half hour :D~ So
thats nice.
So, yah, Ive been playing loads of Colin McRae
04, I really love that game, one of the best and
most fun driving games Ive played in ages. Especially
since its so easy to get into, yet the difficulty
just keeps getting harder in a nice steady tempo.
Mazzle review is imminent ;)
Oh yah, I got my hands on the Kill Bill Volume
2 soundtrack, Ive forced myself not to listen
to it too much (since it sorta ruins the surprise
sumtimes, u know). But some really nice stuff,
I dig Tarantinos taste in music, very classy :D!~
Anyway, I think thats all for now, gonna go play
some Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow.
April 9th, 2004 - Gah D:
Yesterday we had loads of guests over
(family, rather), and since I was über snotty
yesterday then it wasnt all that fun really. Constantly
had to blow my nose, and having them opening the
doors because it was too hot inside, didnt exactly
make me feel like I was getting any better. Anyway,
if it had been somewhere else I would have stayed
home, hmh.
Anyways, a couple of days ago I also ordered the
2 season DVD of The
Office and the tin boxset of Band
of Brothers (which Ive been wanting to
get my hands on for ages). Good stuff. And speaking
of BOB, Gearbox is apparently working on some
WW2 game, and started showing
off some small pics that look quite good.
Quite nice, since I know quite a bit of people
that work there now.
Anyway, I might have to change my mail since its
started fucking around and stuff, just suck cuz
then people probably send to the old one cuz they
dont know its changed, o well.
April 7th, 2004 - Sniffle
Kill
Bill 2 Trailer has been released
Oh and Im really snotty at the moment, really
annoying shit.
Also, I bought Colin McRae Rally 04 today, good
stuff.
Thats all for now, nice to have sum small easter
holiday thing going on, I need some sleep D:!~
April 5th, 2004 - HALLO?!?
Yesterday my one of my ears was hurting
a bit, I had a small wound on my left ear, so
I tried to pour some water on it, and use some
cotton buds to clean. Doing so I decided that
I might as well clean my other ear too, but by
doing so I somehow managed to push some of the
ear wax into the ear, and make my right totally
waxed in. I desperately tried to fix this with
more cotton buds, but it just made it worse, and
ended up making my ear bleed. Anyway, to make
a short story longer (EEEEY!), then I went to
the doctor today and he cleaned my ear with some
water spray, so now my ear is all fine and dandy.
Just felt really irretating, my head felt so sluggish
and stuff with the ear wax blocking the ear, good
thing that its over. Also I was feeling really
sick this morning (part of it was due to the ear
wax situation), had a really sore throat and I
just felt really tired and slugged down, so I
took the day off. Good choice, dont think it would
have been too much fun to be at IO while feeling
like this. But now Im feeling alot better and
will be ready for some work tomorrow :D!~
Anyway, now that Im updating I might as well do
my review on FarCry.
FarCry
Lets start with the obvious. FarCry looks fucking
incredible! Its without a doubt the best looking
game out at the moment. It succesfully uses all
the fancy effects in the latest graphics cards
and the result is amazing to say the least. From
the cool water to dynamic lighting indoor this
game is a visual gem. Some of the indoor levels
do however tend to look a bit boring, but overall
they are very moody and in good contrast to the
outside stuff. Also the use of phyisics (which
just about every game has today) makes the envoriments
seem more alive, and you can usually use this
to your advantage as well by pushing stuff over
enemies. However it also requires a pretty hefty
computer to do all these things, but my old 1.4Ghz
with a Radeon 9600 Pro plays it fine at medium
details. I played it a bit on my work computer
too, where it obviously looks alot better. The
game does have this sort of plasticy and bright
colored look to it, but instead of making it look
stupid then it actually pulls it off quite well,
and makes the style of the graphics look quite
cool. Anyway, the visuals are spot on, not much
to complaint about here.
The audio side of FarCry is pretty good too. Its
nothing all that fantastic to be honest, but it
works for the most part. The sounds such as of
jungles, and waves hitting the beach are spot
on and sound real. Also the music in the inside
areas work very well to give the game a more creepy
feel. However, some of the music tends to get
a tad tiresome, and the voice acting is pretty
terrible, especially for the guy you play, Jack
Carver. His smartass comments are bound to make
you want to see him dead, and the characters also
have their body expressions WAY overdone. Overall
the sound side is okay.
And then theres the gameplay. To sum it up quickly,
the story of FarCry takes place on a bunch of
tropical islands where some retired commando soldier
(you) is taking a pretty hot journalist. However
you are hit by some rocket and you strand on an
island where you have to fight a bunch of soldiers,
which are hired by some madman that is conducting
some mutant experiments, that you also fight,
on the islands. The story is pretty much crap.
Anyway, the gameplay starts off pretty good, and
feels quite well done, having alot of different
angles to approch problems (or rather lots of
angles to attack bases and enemies, or that you
can just sneak past em). However you soon find
out that the gameplay isnt all that well done.
In lots of situations the gameplay is extremely
unbalanced, and ends up being more frustrating
than fun, since you keep getting killed without
any notice. As you progress through the game then
the classic example ends up being the rocketwhoring
guys, that can easily kill you before you even
notice them, or the aliens which are fucking fast
and can kill you in about 1-2 hits. Also there
are generally lots of firefights where you are
simply outnumbered and the difficulty (even on
easy) is simply too hard. However, these problems
could have been solved pretty easily (or at least
been minimized), with a pretty common functionality.
I dont know if you're heard about it, but its
called quick saving. The guys at Crytek
(that did the game) apparently thought it was
a great idea not to include quick saving, even
thouhg pretty much all first person shooters today
have it. It is a mystery to me why they didnt
ship this game with quick saving, but they didnt,
and now they realize their mistake and have a
patch with quick saving planned, genius. Anyway,
as if the gameplay wasnt balanced well, then it
tends up going over and over in the same track
as well. First you have to find the girl, then
you find her, then shes kidnapped, then you have
to bomb something, then you have to find the girl,
then she runs away, then you have to find her,
then you have to bomb something, then......you
get the idea. However, the gameplay isnt all bad.
In some levels FarCry its amazingly fun. These
are mainly the levels where you have entire islands
to explore, and loads ways to handle the problems.
There are lots of good ideas and leveldesign in
FarCry, but overall then its just too unpolished
gameplay wise, and they should obviously have
used more time on polishing it, before they had
it released.
Anyway (yay another anyway), FarCry is a pretty
good game. The visuals are breathtaking and they
alone make this game worth getting. However FarCry
has been getting overhyped ALOT. Even though its
graphics are superb, then the gameplay cant really
match it, and the rather tedious multiplayer mode
doesnt really add much either. But having that
said, FarCry certainly have some levels that are
totally kickass and well balanced, and are a joy
to play, but there are just too many unbalanced
gaps between these to make FarCry a bliss to play
from start to finish.
FarCry - 4 out of 5 georfs
.
April 4th, 2004 - Aye
Its been a while since Ive updated, the
reason for that is cuz the server on which the
site is hosted, is being switched, and theres
apparently some problems n' stuff. Anyways...
Last friday, me and about 20 other fellas from
IO went to this urban combat thing for inspiration
on the game were working on and stuff. There we
had army instructors, teaching us some tactics,
formations, how to move around, how to clear rooms
and stuff like that. The area where we were was
this small village like place, with loads of buildings,
and some 2 story ones as well, very slick stuff
to run around an have sum fun in. Then we also
got M4s :D! (or some modified canadian version).
Was totally kickass, especially since Ive never
fired a gun before, and it was fun to actually
feel the recoil and everything, was totally pwn
on full auto, but it emptied the clips really
fast. Sadly however, we only got to fire blanks,
but it was still totally awesome, and i think
i got to fire like around 200 rounds during the
entire day. Then we slowly began setting up these
small matches, where some of the guys were pretending
to be enemies and went "attacking" us
from all kinds of different positions (they had
some guns that werent working all right, and some
had sticks so that they looked more hostile ;D),
where some of us (we were split into a small team,
around 6 guys) then had to move around and clear
buildings, and cover each other. Was really amazing,
and just before we left then it really took off
and we really worked well together, covering each
others backs and moving from cover to cover :D
Anyway, the only bad thing about it was that I
had to get up extremely fucking early (05:00)
to be able to get into IO at time, where we had
to drive with a bus to the army base place. And
also, my fingers got all fucked up from loading
ammo into the clips D:!~
Anyway, I picked up FarCry and Splinter Cell:
Pandora Tomorrow last week as well, mazzle reviews
on those soon.
Scary Movie 3
Oh and a quick movie review, I was watching Scary
Movie 3 the other day, fuck that movie sucks.
During the entire movie there was only like 2
times where I almost laughed. Its just boring
violence that tries to be funny, and its just
that over and over. And when it makes fun of other
movies then it doesnt really do it very funny
or well for that matter. A sad part of the movie
is where the comedian George Carlin is in it.
Its sad because hes a brilliant comedian, but
in this movie just taints his humour, sad panda
D:!. Anyway, boring crappy movie, and a waste
of time, dont watch it.
Scary Movie 3 - 1 out of 5 georfs

March 27th, 2004 - Mobilization O' Mazzle
I got Iceducks old Sony Ericsson P800.
Some quite nice stuff, even though I was just
a tad sceptical about a phone with so many capablities,
since I just need a simple phone. Anyway, its
quite funky and Ive already got it setten up and
stuff, so kewl beanz. Also memorized the number
which isnt too hard to remember.
Oh and I got a hold of Farcry, really kickass
visuals. Gonna do a mazzle review on it soon,
and Im prolly also gonna buy it next week when
i get my paycheck :)
March 26th, 2004 - KICKOFF!
Okay, Mazzle review on Unreal Tournament
2004
When the original Unreal Tournament was released
back in 1999 it changed multiplayer gaming. Its
modes werent extremely original, but the style
and feel of the game was amazingly cool and fresh,
and unlike Quake 3 (which UT was up against back
then) UT had an extremely cool style. When UT2003
was released it didnt really follow the line of
flow that the original UT had started, the fresh
and cool feel was replaced with a more linear
and (in my opinion) boring feel. Even though it
had amazing graphics, then the game never really
got up on the side of the original.
Now Epic tries again with its third installment
in the UT series, and this time they almost nail
the fresh style that the original had, almost.
First off, UT2004 doesnt add that much new, but
what it does add is pretty decent. Apart from
having 100 maps, where around half of them are
from UT2003 (you get all the maps from UT2003)
and the other are new ones, then UT2004 adds the
Assault and Onslaught modes. Assault is just like
it was in the original UT, and has been added
after Epic being flamed to death about not having
it in UT2003. Onslaught is probably the most interesting
new addition to UT2004. It is basically a quest
for nodes, where the nodes are then linked together,
and where you can only destroy the enemys base
by having a node linked to the enemys base, forcing
you to capture and destroy certain nodes, to gain
the ability to destroy the enemys base. Thats
all nice, but the really neat thing about this
mode is that its got vehicles.
Overall the gameplay of UT2004 is nice, its not
really a revolution, but the old modes (Deathmatch,
CTF, Domination, Bombing Run) all work, and the
newcomers (Assault and Onslaught) work very well
too. Its good fun, and they also added some new
remakes of some original UT maps, to spice up
the style. The remakes aint all that well made,
but the gameplay works, and thats what UT is really
all about.
The visuals of the game is sort of a mixed bag.
Some levels look really bad, while others look
incredible. But overall they look nice, UT2004
isnt the best looking game out there overall,
but it tends to look quite nice.
The audio side of the game is quite good as well.
The music is really kickass. It provides some
excelent actionpacked tunes for the battles, and
really put you in the mood for playing. The sound
is overall pretty good, as good as explosions
and stuff like that can good that is.
So overall UT2004 is pretty good. Its not that
Im totally crazy about it, but its good fun, and
its got some qualities that UT2003 didnt have.
And hey, if you didnt bother buying UT2003, then
you'll basically get it free when you buy UT2004,
since you get all the maps from it in UT2004.
Unreal Tournament 2004 - 4 out of 5 georfs

March 24th, 2004 - JILL!!!!
Update, Iceduck didnt stay at the hospital
for long, he got outta there yesterday and apparently
he just has to eat sum stuff and rub sum stuff.
Wutever.
Oh and I bought UT2004 a couple of days ago, just
forgot to mention that. Mazzle review soon.
March 22nd, 2004 - Glifflcui
Just a quick update. Iceduck is pretty
damn sick and has been taken to a hospital. Its
not like lifethreatning, but hes pretty sick with
some strange thingy stuff, i donno. More on this
later, now i need to sleep :G
March 20th, 2004 - Charlie don' be surfin ey!
Okay, Battlefield Vietnam, lets get to
it
First off, if you're used to Battlefield 1942
and Desert Combat then your initial impression
might be that its nothing new, and simply put
then it really isnt a huge revolution from Battlefield
1942, but that isnt really a bad thing :)
If you have been playing lots of Desert Combat
then the addition of helicopters (which play a
huge part in most of BFV's maps btw) shouldnt
be too interesting, but since the helicopters
are a bit easier to handle than in DC, and since
you can sit from the choppers and shoot (with
either the stationary guns or ur own gun) then
they are alot more pwn in BFV. In BFV you can
also grab vehicles (jeeps, tanks, boats, you name
it) with a cable from your chopper and take em
with you to the battlefield, which really kicks
ass :D!. As I mentioned you can now shoot from
vehicles and this adds a really awesome element
to BFV, since jeeps suddenly become alot more
powerful. Anyway, theres alot of new things in
BFV, such as the ability to blast out music on
speakers in vehicles, boats and choppers. While
this sounds kickass (and BFV got an amazing soundtrack),
then it also makes you alot more visible (or hearable)
to enemy soldiers. Anyway, theres actually alot
of new things in BFV, but the core gameplay is
more or less the same. The main mode of play is
Conquest where you battle for flags. Theres also
a new mode called Evolution which is Conquest,
but where results from previous matches go on.
But the gameplay is a bit more infantry based
in BFV, even with all the vehicles you can jump
into. Especially support infantry have become
alot stronger since they now wield a pretty good
weapon + an anti tank weapon. Another new thing
with infantry is that you can select between 2
weaponkits for each of the 4 classes. All these
cover what was found in the original BF, but have
gotten a bit stronger perhaps.
Visually the game looks great. Its not the best
looking game ever, but every map looks good, and
theres alot of variation in the maps. From jungles
to citys to huge open areas, BFV got it all and
it looks cool. Also the player models, vehicles
and so on looks awesome. One thing that I also
noticed is that BFV actually uses a fair amount
of bumpmapping on alot of objects, and it provides
an interesting look to it. Another new thing to
the BF series is the grass that you can hide in,
and theres loads of it, and it may save your life
a couple of times if you can hide from tanks in
it :D
As I already mentioned the music in BFV is amazing.
It boasts some of the best music from the 60s,
and it makes the game feel alot more alive and
more like you're in the 60s, and the fact that
you can pop on some Ride of the Valkyries and
fly around Apocalypse Now style, makes flying
in choppers alot more pwn. Also the voice commands
have been improved with more choices between different
commands.
And as Ive already been talking about, the gameplay
isnt all that different from BF1942. Its mainly
in the same style, but much improved and tweaked.
There might be some small balance issues like
the American side dont have any anti aircraft
weapons, and it can be a bitch if a good pilot
can avoid your antiground weapons. But overall
the gameplay is awesome, its BF1942 but just alot
better.
Oh and one last thing, BFV is a multiplayer game.
DONT buy it to play it in singleplayer mode, because
simply put the bots are terrible. They spawn......then
wait.......and wait, and they may shoot at you
if you walk past them but apart from that they
just wait at their spawn place. BFV is one of
the best games first person shooters ever in multiplayer,
but if you judge it from the singleplayer only
then thats hard to see :)
So all in all BFV is a great game that every BF1942
or DC fan should get NOW, and if you like cool
first person shooters with vehicles then you should
check it out as well ;)
Battlefield Vietnam - 5 out of 5 georfs

March 20th, 2004 - CRIGNOGYON!
I went to the store with some of the
fellas from IO today to get UT2004, but all they
had was the normal CD version. Thing is that theres
a DVD version too, and instead of being on 6 CDs
its on 2 DVDs, and theres lots of extra stuff
on the DVD version too. But then later today after
work I checked some other places and they said
that they had sold out, and that like most of
Denmark had sold out on the DVD version. Bummer
:G
Oh yah, Battlefield Vietnam r0x, mazzle
review tomorrow prolly
Oh and check this
shit out. Some guys were watching it at
IO today (a meeting actually ;D) and it totally
owns, check
trailer here. Sucks that
you gotta pay for it tho D:!~
March 18th, 2004 - GOOOD MOOORNING VIEEETNAM!!1
EVR!!!~
Just wanted to update that Ive bought
Battlefield Vietnam (I got the full demo Sunday,
but it was too pwn and i had to get the real thing).
It seriously pwnz in MP, gonna do a full mazzle
review on it soon.
Oh yah, I HATE MY FCKN CPU FAN!! FCKN NOISY BASTARD!1!!
>:(
Thats all for now
March 17th, 2004 - Eeeey!
Just wanted to post
this movie
Kickass!
March 14th, 2004 - *Sigh*
Been having lots of problems with my
home computer lately.
First off the cooler on my CPU has been acting
extremely bitchy lately, suddenly stopping sometimes,
and generally just acting like its fucky. The
computer is running, although Im pretty concerned
about it. Thing is, however, that Im probably
gonna upgrade my CPU and motherboard soon anyway,
so why go buy a new cooler now that I might not
be able to use (or at least not as well) on a
new CPU. Anyway, its a bitch, but I can live with
it......for now.
But as if that wasnt enough, Ive got another prob.
Ive recently been getting more and more mails.
Even though some of these mails are virus mails,
then most of them are mails from thingys that
send back that say that Ive got a virus and that
Im sending virus mails. At first I ignored it
(being that Im so confident that I wasnt the problem,
and that other people were fucking with me), but
now Ive realized that Im the one with the virus.
Anyway, the sucker is the I-Worm.Netsky.d
worm, and Ive been trying to get rid of it
but with no luck so far. Ive tried all kinds of
so called removers for it, and some antivirus
programs but without any luck either. Anyway,
if you have had this worm, or have any idea how
I can get rid of it, then please do send me a
mail or goto my IRC channel to tell me how. Its
extremely annoying to have this annoying virus
making my mail getting filled with loads of pointless
spam, so I would be extremely grateful for any
help. :)~
Oh yah, gonna do a quick Mazzle review on Silent
Storm here...
Anyway (;D), Silent Storm is a turned based combat
game set in a sorta science fictionized World
War 2. However, the game starts off pretty normal
with you and your team of soldiers investigating
some strange things going on. These things lead
you around in Europe searching for clues on what
later shows to be the development of a bigass
battle armor thingy. Anyway, during the missions
where you search for clues you're constantly in
combat with german forces (or allied forces if
you play as the germans). As I said, the combat
is turned based, but dont let that scare you away.
Silent Storm is extremely well done. Not only
is the gameplay amazingly satisfying and filled
with depth, but the graphics as absoultely amazing
as well. Its got loads of nicely done outdoor
maps, and the urban maps got the awesome feature
of having totally destructable buildings (meaning
that you can totally blow up entire buildings
if you want to :D). But this not only looks cool,
its extremely useful when you want a shortcut,
or just want to take out an enemy on the other
side of a wall ;D. Anyway, Silent Storm is huge,
its got depth, loads of replay value, cool gameplay,
and is all around a really awesome game. It can
however get a bit frustrating from time to time,
and the audio side of the game is a bit lousy
compared to everything else. But if you like turned
based combat games ala X-Com stuff then be sure
to check this one out..
Silent Storm - 4 out of 5 georfs

Oh and speaking of worm...
March 9th, 2004 - Beams of joy!
Its been a nice creative day today. Peter
(my master/slaveowner/partner at IO) was away
today so I was setting the pace a bit more perhaps,
and also had some rounds of UT2004 with the fellas.
Also, when I was on my way to work, I met Janos
Flösser (CEO of IO) and his daugther there.
Was sorta surreal cause I was like standing in
the exit space between the seating areas when
he just came walking through. We then talked on
our way inthere. Anyway, a really nice guy.
Oh, and Battlefield Vietnam is gonna be out in
1 week!
Oh and this
is just scary D:! (you've been warned!)
March 7th, 2004 - Timor that ass baby!
Uhhhh.......Right. Anyway, I thought
I'd just do a quick update on my map ts_supertimor
winning the TS
mapping contest (along with 2 other maps
btw). Anyway thats It, and its a Sunday so Its
work time tomorrow :D!
March 6th, 2004 - Sparkle!
Just a quick update (the site has been
a bit thin on updates this week). Anyway, work
is taking up alot of time, and when Im actually
home then Im really tired and end up going to
bed at like 22:00. Anyway, work at IO is cool.
Obviously theres been alot of meetings regarding
the Eidos purchase of IO, but Im slowly starting
to get my hands dirty with some of the stuff I'll
need to know to make stuff thar :D. Im also gonna
be doing textures and shit, very funky! Anyway,
everything is going pretty well except for that
fact that I dont have much time at home to play
games anymore, but I guess I'll have to live with
not being able to spend entire days just playing
games anymore :)
March 1st, 2004 - Oh Gee Oh Gee!
First off some stuff on my first day
of work. At the first day of work I was supposed
to get my computer, but the guys working on it
apparently had some problems with installing some
software on it, so I didnt get it the first day
but it should be ready when i get back on Wednesday.
Anyway, Peter told me about some tools and techniques
and stuff like that, not extremely indepth but
more like an intro to em. Then we also checked
out some Hitman: Contracts stuff, which is looking
quite the sex by the way. Anyway, not a very productive
day, but a nice start where I could get a look
into some of the stuff Im gonna learn.
If you havent seen the Oscars by now then you
probably dont care, but anyway. Sorta sucked that
Bill Murray didnt get one, but LOTR:ROTK certainly
deserved all that it got (which was like....all).
Oh,
and this makes Mazzle VERY happy ;D
February 29th, 2004 - And so it begins...
Thought I'd pop up and update the site.
My grandmas funeral is on Tuesday, so I sent a
mail to IO about it, and got an extremely nice
reply where they said I could wait and start work
on Wednesday or Thursday if I wanted some more
time, really nice to know that they are this understanding.
Im still going to start on Monday (tomorrow) though,
because I just cant wait to get started! :D!
Anyway, other new stuff, the Academy Awards (Oscars)
are tonight, a bit annoying that I cant stay up
and see it with my work and stuff (Im not that
much into it really, but I still think its fun
to watch). Oh, and Bill Murray has to win the
Best Actor Award, nuff said.
Oh and the demo of Colin McRae Rally
04 is really kickass, I strongly advice you to
check it out if you're a sucker for cool racing
games. I got some fluffle with the sound sometimes
tho, seems to fuck up with the EAX thingy but
I donno. Still r0x tho.
Oh and Ive been playing lots of Silent
Storm lately, a really kickass game, gonna give
a Mazzle review of it sometime soon.
Anyway, stay tuned for some info on my
first day as a professional mapper when I update
tomorrow :)
February 25th, 2004 - :(
My Grandma died earlier today. Its not
that it came as a surprise, but its still sad
:(
February 24th, 2004 - Hmmm
I was at the hospital today to visit
my Grandma who isnt doing well (apparently shes
dying D:!). When I was there she was sleeping
(she was sorta drugged), so we couldnt really
talk to her, but the fact that I had gotten loads
of good news about the job at IO had made her
really happy. Anyway, I guess its just a matter
of time then D:
February 23rd, 2004 - STREEEETCH!
I was at IO
today, signing some contracts and stuff. New stuff
is that they changed my "trainee period"
from 6 months to 2 years. Im most likely gonna
be promoted before time (if I dont fuck up quickly
and get fired ;D), but they just wanted to give
me more time in case I needed it. Anyway, I also
met the guy Im gonna be working with (really nice
guy by the way), and we talked alot about techincal
stuff. I also got told what Im going to be working
on, but sadly I cant say anything ;). So yah,
Im gonna start at work next Monday, so I better
get used to going to bed early n' that sorta shit
D:!
Oh and check
this movie if you're danish :)
February 20th, 2004 - Quickie
Just a quick update, Im cutting off some
of the news so that the main site isnt so fucking
long :)~
You can check old news in the archives at the
bottom of this site
February 20th, 2004 - EEEEEY
New official Battlefield Vietnam movie!
CHECK
IT!
February 18th, 2004 - Lets Donce
Im starting to sort of get over the shock
of getting the job, so I thought I'd update the
site :)
Anyway, I was watching Lost In Translation the
other day. It focuses on how two Americans (Bill
Murray, as a burned out action movie star doing
Whiskey commercials, and Scarlett Johansson as
the wife of a busy photographer who is sorta neglecting
their marriage) meet and spend a week in what
seems like a very foreign Tokyo. But further into
the movie, when they start getting out of their
hotel rooms, they start to have fun, and start
to notice the beauty of what seemed very foreign
and strange to begin with. Lost In Translation
might move at a bit too slow pace for some people,
but I found it very entertaining and interesting.
Especially since it also looks at how weird Japanese
people sometimes are, especially the scenes where
Bill Murrays character is shooting the Whiskey
commercials are awesome. Anyway, also a movie
that shows that Sofia Coppola (who made the movie)
has inherited some of her fathers talent in filmmaking.
Lost In Translation - 4 out of 5 georfs
Oh and other stuff~
Metroid
Metal - Old Metroid music, done in metal!
BST EVR!
Tic Tac Toe Advance - 5 instead of 3 in
a line :o
February 16th, 2004 - YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!
I GOT THE JOB!!! :D!
I freaking got the job at IO
:D! Its "only" just a trainee position,
but considering that I still do have alot to learn
about some things, then I think its perfect for
now.
Gonna go sign some contracts on next Monday, damn
this r0x!!! :D!
Oh and to make this post even pwner (cant top
the job news tho :D), then Iceduck grabbed some
of the TV show that showed some of my video portfolio,
you
can check the movie here.
February 14th, 2004 - YOSH!
CHECK
RD & PIT's NEW FLASH INTRO! BST EVR!!!!
February 13th, 2004 - Nutter
Ive been playing the UT2004 demo a bit
(if you dont know what Im talking about, then
the UT2004 demo was released a couple of days
ago). My first impression was extremely negative,
the map quality is extremely low compared to UT2003's,
and I know its just a demo, but even comparing
the UT2003 with UT2004 demo's maps make it look
crappy. Anyway, the maps look rushed, considering
that I dont respect Unreal mapping at all (anymore),
then the fact that the visual side of UT has somehow
gotten worse with this new game is beyond me.
Dont get me wrong by the way, I think UT2003 is
an awesome game, its got some amazing visual qualities,
and the gameplay is quite good too (classic stuff,
you cant mess that up), but in my opinion UT2004
just doesnt seem like adds enough new stuff, other
than the new Onslaught mode with vehicles, and
the return of Assault. These new modes are nice,
but Onslaught smells like Halo ripoff, and if
you have just seen 1 pic of a Halo vehicle the
you'll know what I mean. So obviously Epic dig
Halos look and they ripped it, fine.
Anyway...
After playing it a bit more (I wanted to make
sure I didnt judge it too fast), then I actually
started liking it a bit. Of course DM and CTF
works well, but after playing it a bit then the
other modes started getting a bit more entertaining,
but not entertaining as in being extremely well
made, but more like entertaining as in a crappy
mod thats fun to play. I have no respect for UT2004,
but its silly fun. But lets see, they call this
a Beta Demo, so the full game might be a bit better.
Anyway, if you dont have anything better to do,
then download it give it a try.
Anyway, other stuff:
EA
is just begging to fuck up bigtime
Thief
3 site launches! :D (Damn I hope
they dont fuck Thief 3 up D:!)
Oh and Battlefield
Vietnam is gonna be out in 1 month!!!
(March 16th)
February 9th, 2004 - Right
A couple of months ago (end of October
2003) I sent my just completed video portfolio
to a danish games n movies program on national
TV where they also show stuff made by the users.
Now, almost a half year later they showed it,
just as I had totally given up on it. Not that
it matters now anyway, yet still pretty cool,
although the other content made by viewers is
a joke to say the least (no h8 plz :D). Anyways,
if you havent checked the video portfolio already
then you can find it in the maps section, or just
check the hi-quality version by clicking
here.
Oh yah, the new DC is quite the sex actually.
Even though it doesnt add any new maps or vehicles,
then the optimizations done to the maps means
that it runs ALOT better on lower end computers,
and really demanding maps like Urban Siege runs
quite well. Anyway, get it.
Oh and I also completed UFO: Enemy Unknown the
other day, great game, but actually a tad short
when you know the right strategy.
Oh and Ive been doing some modelling and texturing,
trying to buckle up on some of my weak points.
Oh...........just wanted to say oh again D:!
February 6th, 2004 - Helloes
The new Desert
Combat is supposed to be released today,
so thats certainly worth looking forward to, should
be out later today
Another thing, I found some pics from a model
that the awesome 3DMike
did, be sure to check
it out (and be owned).
February 4th, 2004 - Cuz Sharing is Caring
Ive been playing quite a bit of UFO:
Enemy Unknown (Aka X-Com UFO Defense). As I mentioned
earler its an awesome game, so I thought I'd hook
everybody else up with it. Check
this site, here you can get all the X-Com
games (Terror From The Deep and Apocalypse sorta
sucks tho, only Enemy Unknown/UFO Defense rocks
IMO.
Now play it!!! :D
February 3rd, 2004 - North Korea
I just found out (click here
or here)
that North Korea actually has a series of concentration/death
camps (or rather more like a big one, shatter
around a large area), designed to murder and hold
those that are against its regime. I can't really
say that it surprises me (sadly), North Korea
has been fucked up for ages. Something has to
be done about this though.
February 2nd, 2004 - Almond
I was in the urge for some old school
Microprose gaming last night, so I found my UFO:
Enemy Unknown disc and started playing. Even though
the game was sorta fucked up in Windows (there
were also some new bugs, like battles were instantly
won, and scrolling around on the maps is near
impossible cuz it moves so fast), then it reminded
me that its one of the best Strategy games ever
made. And the more you play the game that more
you wonder why somebody with the rights for the
Microprose games doesnt make a new one (that is
good). A new game true to the original instead
of trying to make different styles as seen in
its sequels. Maybe replacing the turnbased battles
with some sort of 1st/3rd person tactical shooter
would work quite well if done correctly, i guess
it will never happen though *sigh*.
February 1st, 2004 - Acorn
Here's some Xbox2
spec rumorish stuff (dont know how official
this is :o )
Oh and I just want to say that I HATE people
that use periods in the end of their sentences
in IRC. That is all for today :)
January 29th, 2004 - Justice
This
bitch is getting what she deserves!
January 27th, 2004 - FIFIFIFIFI!
Kill Bill Volume 2 teaser is out, you
can check
it here
Sucks that they changed the release date
from Feb/March to April/May/June.
January 26th, 2004 - Tralalala
I dont really know why, but yesterday
I got the urge to complete Opposing Force (the
addon for HL nub) again, and so I did. I had totally
forgotten that Opposing Force was actually released
around the same time as CS, and that it came before
the entire HL modding craze began. Anyway, holds
up quite well, although the visuals seemed alot
more impressive back then. Still, one of the best
addons ever, just a shame that Gearbox is still
making addons/porting games, they got lots of
talent that is being wasted (Although I got a
feeling they are brewing something of their own
up at the moment :D).
Anyway, still no reply from IO, but it seemed
like they were very busy atm so I guess I shouldnt
read too much into it. I can wait ;)
So anyway, here are some links that MrH2O posted
in the core earlier today:
Fart-O-Tron
- Fart Soundboard. I was laughing my ass of for
a couple of minutes when I first checked this
out. I suppose Ive begun Immaturing D:!
Yeti
Sports - Silly game where you gotta hit
a penguin, niiice
Mars
Rover Animation - Pretty cool animation
with the Mars Rover
Bushie
- Edited State of the Union speech (Part 2!)
January 25th, 2004 - (¦)~
I was checking out Pixar.com
and I then checked the short movie Luxo Jr. and
was reminded of how brilliant it is. The personality
the lamps have is a stroke of genius, and its
strange that its just now I notice that. Anyway,
if you havent seen it (and damn you if you havent!)
then check
it here.
January 22nd, 2004 - Day of days eh? :)
Well, just got back from the job interview
at IO. Went quite well actually. Even though they
were a bit concerned about my lack of singleplayer
mapping experience, and the fact that I didnt
do my own textures, then they overall seemed very
impressed with my work. Now they are gonna think
about it, then contact me again and perhaps set
up another interview.
Anyway, the thing is that before the job interview
I rated my chances alot lower than after it, so
that means that I think I still got a pretty good
chance. Besides, learning some scripting and making
some textures isnt really all that hard IMO, modelling
has been one of my biggest fears for years, and
Ive finally learned how to do that. So, all I
can do now is just wait and hear what they say
:).
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