May 12th, 2003 - Movieness
Went to see 25th Hour today, good movie, Edward Norton be the untamedness! And speaking of untamed, I saw Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas yesterday, really silly movie, but loads of fun. Jonhhy Depp = mst untamed person on earth! :D!~bstevr~

Oh yah, went to get tickets for Reloaded, the time is nearing for Mazzlebuns to see it!! On the 24th that is!

And btw, Ive gotten a hold of Vice City for the PC, nice to play it in a nice high resolution :)~

May 8th, 2003 - BMWness~
Check these cool movies, i pet them, so should you ;)

May 7th, 2003 - Animatrix~
Just wanna update with the news that the new Animatrix is out, check it here.

May 6th, 2003 - NUDITY!!! FEDERAL OFFENSE!!!! HAAAAAAI!!!!~(wtf)
Today was my last day of school (if you wanna call what we did today was school that is) but anyway, last day of school, aye. Well, theres this tradition where the classes that are done with the schoolness do a little show, you know. Well, as it was ending and as everything looked like it was normal....SUDDENLY, Reolged, Petey boy, me main man, flapped into the room NAKED! The thing that was especially funny about this was that i had been looking for him the entire day, and when i finally found him it was with his very classy entrance ;). By the way, you should keep in mind that he was drunk beyond all and every sense. But still, classy ;D gj

Oh yah, btw, my exams are starting now, i got my written Danish exam tomorrow, and my written English exam on Friday, so......yeah D:

May 5th, 2003 - Reloadedness! AYE AYE!
OMG! I got tickets for Matrix Reloaded! :D! So pwny, I got them for Saturday 24th (im not like totally far behind from other people, the movie premieres in Denmark on May 21st, not May 15th like in the rest of zee world D:). Im so fucking excited! The reason to why Ive gotten tickets for the weekend is due to the fact that ive got some exams in that week, and i'd rather see it in a calm weekend ;). OMG! I CANT W8Z0R!!!!~!

Btw, Ive been playing loads of Zelda, BST FCKN EVR!!!! Really awesome game, gets better the more you play it :D!~

May 3rd, 2003 - Zeldaness!
OMG! OMG! OMG! I bought Zelda: The Wind Waker today! BST FCKN GAME EVR! The graphics are fucking sweet, they are simple yet it looks fucking smashing. Sound is cool too, no voice acting but it doesnt really bug me that much, reading wont kill you ;). And the gameplay of course is über pwnage! But i havent really played it that much yet, so plz! Anyway, ill go play now ;)~~

Oh yah, i made this, im very proud!


May 2nd, 2003 - X-Pwned~~
Just came back from the movies where I saw X-Men2 with Iceduck and Pingu. Very slick! Its a really cool movie actually, I wasnt a big fan of the first movie which I thought was sorta boring from time to time, but the sequel on the other hand is completely the opposite. Theres action and loads of it, and good action! The entire feel of the movie is very complete, during the over 2 hour long movie there is not one second where you loose focus. So good entertaining movie, and there are even some unforseen surprises so it isnt just all by the book.

Oh yah, im gonna buy Zelda: The Wind Waker tomorrow! :D!

April 29th, 2003 - Fighting sand with.....tanks?
Ive been playing alot of Desert Combat, the Gulf War mod for Battlefield 1942. Its really awesome, the thing that probably is best about Desert Combat is that the tempo of the game is alot faster than the temp of BF1942. What i mean is that tanks and planes are ALOT faster, which makes it alot more fun. And theres also helicopters! Another good thing is that you can actually use your weapons for something now. In BF1942 they were really shitty, so you were kinda dependant on getting a tank, but here its also fun to be infantry. Of course the entire theme with M4A1's and T72's is also fucking kickass, so dl it now if you got BF1942 and a working cdkey (since its no good in singleplayer). Check the site here

Oh, by the way, my bro Iceduck has gotten his drivers license (at last!) KUDOS 2 HIM!

April 25th, 2003 - Hai thar!
Omai, I checked out that Phone Booth movie (actually its the second time ive seen it, but i saw it a second time wiff Iceduck), cool movie. Its pretty cool that it can keep the intensity throughout the entire movie, considering that it takes place the same place the entire movie. Good flick ;D

Oh yah, check out this ad, BST FCKN EVR!

April 23rd, 2003 - Half-Life 2ness!
If you havent already seen it, articles and pics of Half-Life 2 are out, Ive uploaded the pics and have made a little page here with it. You can check it here

Oh yah, skewl started yesterday (sucks) and I just saw the 20th episode of 24, bst evr!

April 21st, 2003 - Specialized!
Ive been playing quite a bit of "The Specialists". Its a pretty kickass HL mod where you can flipflop around with Akimbo weapons and go berserk! Theres a cool slowdown effect too, all Max Payney :D!

You can check it here

April 20th, 2003 - HAPPY BURFDAY!!!
In order to honor my good mate rds birthday (which is today), i made a map dedicated to this special day! You can download it here, and here are some pics

1, 2, 3, 4 (it should be noted that the pics dont really capture the idea of the map, all the wall are moving incredibly fast, and you get all dizzy, you have to check it out!)

Happy birthday buddy ;)

April 19th, 2003 - Moooo~
At last Ive got some new pics from my NS map, check em!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

April 18th, 2003 - 24ness!
As you may know Im a pretty big fan of 24 (the TV series), so I downloaded all the next episodes on IRC (in Denmark were at episode 14, in USA they are at 19) and watched them. Really kickass series! Almost beats Band of Brothers in quality, its that good. Oh boy, now i gotta wait till somebody rips the next episode once its been aired. I cant waitz0r! :D

April 16th, 2003 - PRIME OMAI!
Ive completed Metroid Prime! :D! Really kickass game, certainly was worth buying a GameCube just for that, surely one of the best FPS/Adventure games to date.

Oh yah, Ive been doing a little bit more on the NS map, ill have some fresh pics ready soon ;)

April 13th, 2003 - Oh yah :D
I forgot to mention that Vietcong has, without a doubt, the best jungles made in a game to date. The jungles you play in later have a really amazing ambience, very good job! :)~~~~evr

April 13th, 2003 - Omai falloutage!
An editor for Fallout 2 has been released! Totally kickass! Ive always loved Fallout 2, although visually shitty, the gameplay is topnoch. Anyway, you can get it here if you would happen to be interested :)

April 12th, 2003 - /me lix charlies!
I got a hold of Vietcong yesterday and Ive been playing it quite a bit. Its a good game, interesting gameplay, pretty cool graphics and nice sound. But the problem is that its maaad unpolished. Theres alot of bugs in it, and even with a patch its still very buggy. Its a shame because its really one of the best war games that has been released in a while. But yet, good game ;)

Oh yah, im still thinking about Matrix Reloaded, cant stop thinking :(~

And btw, my easter vacation started yesterday so kickass! :D

April 11th, 2003 - !!!!
NEW MATRIX RELOADED TRAILER!!!!

Oh yah, me bike got stolen, totally sux :(~

April 10th, 2003 - AAFHH
I got a hold of Postal 2 yesterday, and after playing it for a little while Ive come to the conclussion that its probably the worst game ive tried in years. Its not that I dont like the provocative attitude that Running with Scissors (that made the game) are spreading, but its because the game is so shitty made. Pretty much everything in the game is pretty shitty (Levels, Models...). And since theres no real gameplay, other than running around doing pointless and boring things like picking up milk and shooting random people, then Postal 2 is overall the worst game ive tried in a long time. And another thing, its not even scary. The first game was kinda creepy with the sound of people screaming in the menus, in this one its just......boring. Dont even think about getting this game, its a waste of time and should be avoided.

Oh btw, Im currently trying to get a hold of Vietcong, it looks pretty cool from what Ive seen :)~

April 5th, 2003 - Animatrixy...
New Animatrix is out, check it now n00b!

April 3rd, 2003 - ITSA ME! Uhhhh, never mind~
I totally forgot to mention that I bought Mario Sunshine (well actually Iceduck did, but never mind that D:). Really kickass game (of course). I dig! So with Metroid Prime and Mario Sunshine I should have my hands full game wise, very slick!

March 30th, 2003 - I Dare Ya!
Me and my old mate DaClone went to see DareDevil. Very cool movie, i dig the way his remaining senses (he = blind, so he cant like see :O) are visualized, looks really cool. The story is kinda silly, but it doesnt really matter, its nothing that will blow your mind, but its entertaining and very nicely done. I dig! ;)

Oh yah, now I bite generals too! :D

March 30th, 2003 - Tralalalala! HIHIHIHIHI!
Been playing loads of Metroid Prime (stayed up to 6am D:). I really dig this game, the more you play it the more you get to love it. Some story elements would have been nice, but its all about the action+puzzles in Metroid Prime, so i guess its okay ;)

Here are some pics of me and my recently acquired Nintendo baby :D
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10

March 29th, 2003 - AT LAST! STUFF HAPPENS! :D!
Okay, lets try and keep this short because i dont wanna all my time on updating ;D

Yesterday i bought a GameCube! I really wanted a purple GC (since they r so damned funky!), but i only had enough money for the Metriod Prime pack (a black GameCube + Metroid Prime) and a memory card. Therefore i had to buy the black GameCube if i wanted to go home with anything at all :(. It made me kinda pissy, since the cool thing about the GC is that you have the ability to get it in all them wicked colours instead of the generic console colours (black D:). But anyway, fuck it, im happy with it, its so small n cool, i dig it! And its the first console that ive bought alone (usually me and Iceduck have bought the consoles together). Anyway, ill try and get some more games as soon as possible, since having only one game is kinda annoying, but Metroid Prime is fucking awesome, so it doesnt really matter too much :). Grrrr, im talking too fucking much! LOOK ALL WUT I JUST WROTE! D:! Oh btw, my dad also just bought a new TV, so thumbs up! Gamecube+New TV to play on! Ownage!

Anyway, ill go play now :D!

March 26th, 2003 - To buy or not to buy....
Ive been thinking about buying a Gamecube. Actually ive been thinking about getting a Gamecube for ages now (ever since Rouge Squadron 2 was released, and more recently Mario Sunshine and Metroid Prime). Its kinda strange that I havent gotten one yet (considering the amount of awesome games that is out, with more on the way). Im prolly gonna buy one soon, its just hard to decide if now is the time :)~

Anyway, ill think about it :)~
mobilspil

Oh btw, i checked that Delta Force: Black Hawk Down game out (it was only 577mb, downloaded in 1 hour). Fuck it sucks, worst fucking game evr! DONT PLAY IT! Doesnt capture the feeling of the movie at all (blabla, i know it happend in leik reallife, but its like based on the movie so gimme a break jeez ;D), and its just a tedious arcade shooter.

March 25th, 2003 - A few new pics :)~
Ive been mapping a bit more on my NS map, here are some new pics :)
1, 2, 3

March 23th, 2003 - Remembah!
Tonight (for the European folks ;D) there is the Academy Awards going on. Im gonna stay up and see it with Iceduck, i si teh pet! :D

I saw Gangs of New York the other day, good movie, not like best movie evr but good. I kinda doubt it will get an Oscar, but i havent really seen any of the other nominated movies so what do i know :D. I also got a hold of Bowling for Columbine, good "movie", i dig!

March 21st, 2003 - Raven Shieldeh!
Ive gotten a hold on Raven Shield, really kick ass game! Ive never really been a fan of the previous Rainbow Six games, ive liked them, they gave you a sense of realism that other games just didnt come near of, but it kinda got boring fast. The new game on the other hand is fucking superb! I cant quite put my finger on whats the coolest thing about it, but it generally has a really nice touch to it. Its got some really awesome combat (storming through buildings with an MP5 havent been kewler before ;D), its probably the best squad game to date. Its something like this that Hostile Intent prolly wanted to be like (i say wanted because its not going anywhere :D). Anyway, great graphics, awesome sound (ive always digged the Rainbow Six game music), wicked gameplay and its even got an overall fuzzy touch about it :D

March 18th, 2003 - Moocow!!!
Ive released some pics from my NS map, here they are :)~

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13

March 17th, 2003 - Teh days latah!
Last Saturday (15th) i went to see 28 days later with Reolged, Pingu and Iceduck. Actually its a pretty good movie. I was expecting some kinda fucked up splatter horror crap. Its not thats its very original, but its entertaining and exciting. It also got Reolged paranoid (he = teh mst paranoid person on teh urf! :D).

Also, ive been making some more stuff on my NS map, so im gonna show some pics soon ;)~~

March 15th, 2003 - Custarding!
Dod_custard has been lying around for months now, so I thought I'd release this sucker (as the last update said :D). You can check the mapspot here, and download the map here.

Enjoy :)

March 15th, 2003 - Oh Custard, whar art thou!?!
I just realized that dod_custard has just been lying around for ages, and the map is done, so ive decided to release it soon (like tomorrow or something). Its just kinda stupid that its lying around and collecting harddisk dust :D

March 9th, 2003 - Catch me if j00 can!
I saw Catch me if you can yesterday, really good movie. Its a good move for Spielberg to make something a bit different now and there, considering that his last stuff have been all WW2 and Scifi shit. But its a really funny movie (not like omg im gonna die here funny, but fun).

March 8th, 2003 - Freelanced!
Ive been playing quite a bit of Freelancer. When I first saw it I wasnt really impressed, but after playing it i realized how well done the game actually is. Its not that the story of the game is remarkably original (its the same stuff as in Unreal2, something about a stupid alien artifact yadayadayada...), but the actual gameplay is really intense, and usually leave you with the urge for more. If you're not already aware i should prolly tell ya that its a space combat RPG thingy game, in the style of games like Wing Commander and such. The game is also partly developed by Chris Roberts (the man behind the Wing Commander games), but he left the project a while ago. But Freelancer is a solid action packed space sim, with pretty good graphics, a bit annoying voiceacting, but great gameplay.

Oh yah, gonna goto the movies with Iceduck and see "Catch me if you can" tonite, that Spielberg mewie.

March 5th, 2003 - Hail thar litt0l boi, wuts yer naem!?!
First off, ive taken up 3dmaxing again. After 2 days Ive already made considerable progress. Heres some of the stuff ive made (they have been made with help from tutorials, but still ;D)

Apple (pic)
Apple red (movie)
Apple rainbowed (movie, notice that its fucked ;D)
Chess piece (pic)
Asteroids (pic)

Ive also modeled a spaceship but i still havent textured it so ill spare you from the horror, for now.

Oh yah, theres a new Animatrix out. Check it ;)


March 2nd, 2003 - Tralalalala
Ive completed Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis :D! At last! Also, ive gotten a hold of yet another LucasArts game, Full Throttle. Its a short game so it shouldnt take too long to complete it.

Oh yah, check this cool flash game out

February 27th, 2003 - Badass Mazzle!~
Omg lolo check this badass pic of me D:!!!~

February 26th, 2003 - Monkey Islandness :)~
Been playing alot of Monkey Island in the last couple of days. I completed Monkey Island 1 (again) yesterday. Great game! And im also over halfway trough MI2. Very pwny!

Been playing a bit of Splinter Cell for the PC as well. Looks a bit better on PC (more sharp), so overall i got a better reason to recomplete it now ;)

February 22th, 2003 - Hewkage~
Well, I completed Day of the Tentacle yesterday, kickass game. Its amazing how these games remain so impressive even today. But anyway, after completing Day of the Tentacle and Sam & Max, Im gonna go after completing some of the other LucasArts games. First off Im gonna finish Monkey Island 2 (cant get the first one to work, else Iwould complete that (again) first. Then Im gonna take a look on Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, and The Last Crusade (the game, not that movie......uhhh, nm). It feels good to finally get to play these games again, Ive been wanting to do so for years but have never really gotten around to do it before now.

Oh yah, Ive gotten a hold of Splinter Cell for the PC, a good game, its best the first time you play it, but its still a good game. It also looks alot better when you got a nice clear monitored version of it, instead of the Xbox TVness ;)

Im also gonna check IGI2 out as soon I can. My expectations are really low to this one, but I kinda have the feeling that it could be pretty good anyway. Well, Im gonna go play some Monkey Island 2 now, cyaz ;D

February 20th, 2003 - DOTTness :)~
I finally got a hold of Day of the Tentacle (another awesome Lucasarts classic). Ive been looking for this one for ages, goodie that I got it ;D.

Also, its the litt0l chipz0rz birthday today, kudos chipples ;D~

And Splinter Cell for the PC is out, Im not gonna buy this one (since ialready have the Xbox version and since Idont have any money ;D). Werd out!

February 16th, 2003 - Crie ;(
Well fuckidifuck, school starts tomorrow. I hate how these vacations go fucking fast by, and i always tend to waste them on stupid shit. Oh well, gotta get early to bed now ;(~~

February 16th, 2003 - No helpie needed anyway
I bought a CD burner today! About time too. I bought a Sony, not that Ihad planned to do so, but all the other ones that I had thought about buying were sold out. But anyway, Sony is good quality, so im pretty satisfied with my purchase :)~

Ive been playing LOADS of Generals online. It really kicks ass, somehow I also see some modding potential in Generals. Seems like it could be fun to make new stuff for it, if it is possible.

Oh yah, Ive been working a bit on my NS map, Ill post some pics soon, im currently making a hive :D!

February 15th, 2003 - Burnarhelpie
Im thinking about getting a CD burner, but I cant decide on which one to get. If somebody got some advice on a good one, then send me an email, cause i cant decide ;D~

Btw, Generals pwnz online!

February 13th, 2003 - Generalz0r
Got my hands on a real copy of Generals. Now i can play online! :D

Btw, check this kewl game out (gotta register tho D:)

February 12th, 2003 - Futjarmark
If you got a computer that is fast enough to run this sucker, then 3Dmark2003 has been released. You can get it on their site

February 11th, 2003 - Intarweb wus gone D:!!!~
First off, the reason that ive been gone the last couple of days was because my ISP fucked up on something. So i had to be without any internet for like 4 days :(

But now im back :D! Back to tell you that Command & Conquer: Generals is without a doubt one of the best RTS games ever made. And probably the best ever made. I got the fulldemo of it just before i was disconnected, but for the last couple of days ive been playing it fiercely, and ive also completed it. It is simply perfect. Im so gonna buy this one.

And speaking on Generals, check this out. When i first installed Generals i put it on 800x600 with low details. But then, last friday i got myself 512mb extra ddr ram. I didnt really think it would do much of a difference (ive been wanting more ram for quite a while now though). But now, after adding the ram, i can run generals in 1024x768 with max detail (and i mean max on everything). Fucking ownz!!! :D

Lemme see, what else is there to tell....oh yah, i got my history project finished and delivered it friday. Feels so good to be done with it :)

Oh yah! I completed Unreal 2. What a fucking joke that game was, fucking disgrace for it to use the Unreal name. Shitty visuals, moronic storyline, pretty good voiceacting and music (+Aida model ;D). Dont get it, its a fucking waste of time!

But anyway, ill be back soon to update again ;D

February 4th, 2003 - Generalization!~
Just wanna remind everybody that Command & Conquer: Generals is coming out in a week. Bst evr!!! Im really looking forward to this game, hope you do too ;)

Oh and btw, its going pretty good with my history project thingy. I had to use almost all of Monday (yesterday) on reading, and didnt really get to write much. But still, im roughly starting to near the end, and i need to be done with it on Friday, so it looks like im a bit ahead of the schedule :)~~

And the bst thing is that when im done on Friday ill have a 1 week vacation! BST EVR! Then ill get working on my NS map, so kewkarse time is nearing j00! ;D

February 2nd, 2003 - Quickie Updatie
A quick update. The history project im doing is going pretty good, not brilliantly but good. Anyway, ive also got a grip of Unreal 2, a pretty good game. My expectations to this game were pretty low, but is hasnt really disapointed much yet. But graphically i just think it looks kinda......old. Its just that i get kinda bored of the tech look when they reuse the same bloody objects all the time, it makes it look less impressive.

Ive also gotten a hold of Sam & Max, oldtime LucasArts classic. Well actually i got it a while ago, but i got an emulator to emulate the sound in it perfect for Windows XP. So now ive got voices on it too :D! Very kewl indeed.

Oh yah, my Zelda arrived Friday! Played a bit of it today, very classy. The graphics doesnt work as good as they used to, but its still a great game.

I cant wait to finish this history project, cant wait to play all these games (more than im playing now that is :D)

Oh btw, check the PRINGLESQUEEN!!!!!

January 30th, 2003 - Gonna be kind of away for a while (probably)
Starting tomorrow, Ill be making a pretty important History project in school, so I probably wont be online much and probably wont update the site while Ive got this project. Its starts tomorrow and ends on next Friday.

January 27th, 2003 - Matrix Superbowl Trailer!!!
YOSH!!!! FINALLY!!! THE NEW TRAILER!!! IT PWNZ!!! BST FUCKING TRAILER EVR!!!!!!!..........EVVVVVVVVVRRR"!"!!#!!!%!%!%/&%!!#~
You can and will get it here....NOW!

January 26th, 2003 - Die Another Day!
Quick update, i forgot that i hadnt updated about this movie so im gonna do this fast. Movie owns, its probably the bst James Bond movie with Pierce Brosnan. The tempo is alot faster than ur usual James Bond movie, and it makes it alot more fun (and doesnt make u sleepy ;D). So awesome movie, mazz0l recommends! Gotta geto bed soon, nite gals ;D!

January 25th, 2003 - NS + DAD
Ive started a Natural Selection map. Theres not really anything on it yet besides 3 rooms, so im gonna spare you from viewing the pics ;). But i need to play some more NS before i proceed, cause i really dont understand the layouts well enough yet to make an entire map (thats pretty much been the reason why i havent made an NS map so far, laziness of understanding the layouts ;D). Pics will be posted when worthy ;)

Oh yah, gonna go see Die Another Day (new bond movie) tonight. Its gotten pretty good reviews so my expectations are quite high. /me purrrs!

Im also gonna get some of the pics from my trip to San Diego with my family posted on the About/Pics section soon, been to lazy/busy to post them so far, but ill do it soon!!! :)!~

January 21st, 2003 - More Conan~
Here's another Conan movie
Here's a new MAAAD hi-res Matrix trailer (its the same old one tho)

Right to point eh? :D
Btw, you may have noticed that im updating the site alot more now. Thats because ive got Dreamweaver set up so i can update the site extremely fast now, so expect alot more updates in the future :)~

January 20th, 2003 - Matrix Commercial
A japanese Matrix commercial. It doesnt show much new, although it does feature some shots from a ceiling fight, that looks like its gonna be kinda lobbyish :D
Also has some dates in the end, hope these go for the rest of the world as well.

January 19th, 2003 - Lord of The Geeks....uhhh, wait...
First off. Me, Iceduck and Pingu went to the movies to see Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers today. Actually we made a little event out of it, a LOTR Marathon, where we started off by watching the special extended version of the first movie which me and Iceduck bought a while back. After that we then went to the movies and saw the second movie, even though me and duckie already saw it in San Diego it wus still pretty kewl. Wicked mewie ;)

Btw, Iceduck posted this on his site, fucking geeks!

January 18th, 2003 - O'Yah i forgot sumthing (again)
I forgot posting some links for some awesome sites where you can download Conan movies, really funny shit, mazz0l is highly recommending that you go check it out ;)

This site is pretty fast, and its got alot great movies + info
This site si a bit slow, but has got an amazing collection of movies

Janaury 18th, 2003 - 3dmark03 is finally coming!
Aye, finally it looks like the new 3dmark is gonna come. This is actually pretty funny/strange. I was wondering today if there wouldnt come a new 3dmark soon (without having any knowledge to a teaser actually being released today), so i went in on madonion.com, and to my surprise i found a teaser, which i thought had been released like ages ago, but it turns out it had like just been released when i went inthere to check it out. Pretty funny actually :)

Anyway, check it here

...whitebread....

January 17th, 2003 - Mazz0l O'Brien~~aye!~
I forgot to mention this in the last update. I've been watching ALOT of Conan O'Brien (Late Night With Conan O'Brien :D) lately. Ever since i got back from San Diego ive wanted to see Conan, since i saw alot over there (where they are sending it D;). Anyway, I uploaded some movies the other day, you can check em out here and here. Just if you dont know who Conan is ;D~

Btw, dod_custard is done, gonna release soon, donno why havent done so yet actually......just lazy i guess, anyway, ill get back to that later ;)

January 16th, 2003 - Mayor Mazz0l? Ono!
Been playing quite a bit of Sim City 4 now. First off, the game looks awesome. Its not 3d, but its using 3d acceleration for landscaping and such. But everything looks so cool when zoomed in, you can see people walking around, cars driving around, and the amount of detail on the buildings is just amazing. Gameplay is....well, if you're played a Sim City game before you pretty much know how to play SC4. Its pretty much the same thing, except for a few new things that doesnt really add anything to the gameplay. But dont fix it if it aint broken huh ;) The music is also pretty good. Its nice and calm, and you dont go berserk listening to it (its pretty identical to the music in Sim City 3000). The only thing that really bugs me about SC4 is the way it runs on my computer. I know my computer isnt like state-of-the-art shit (aka NASA server), but it can run pretty much all new games at full detail without any real problems. But Sim City 4 doesnt really run like other games, it runs fucking shitty to say the least. When your city starts getting really big, you better prepare for a surprise, because your computer is gonna start running MAAAD laggy. I only got 256mb ram (im quite sure my amount of ram plays a key factor in the laggyness), but still, that should be enough. Anyway, its the only real weakness about SC4, great game, just prepare to have the specs for it ;)

January 10th, 2003 - Hmmm, am I supposed to type something here everytime?
I've made a mapspace for dod_custard. You can check it here

Also, I've bought Zelda: The Ocarina of Time (Zelda64) on Ebay, should have done this a long time ago, but its good time finally get it :D

And im currently trying to get my hands on Sim City 4. I'll update after playing it and give you a mazzle review on this game (which look like its gonna kick ass btw)

January 7th, 2003 - I si back!
Oh my god! Im back! Back from San Diego that is. Actually i came home Saturday, but ive been too tired (aka lazy) to update the site. But here i am, updating. Anyway, San Diego was kickass! The weather was like fucking hot, and compared to Denmark (in which it was snowing when we came home), its like.........fucked. So yeah, it wus the bst! I also got in a really annoying Vice City mood over there (since there be palms all over the place :D), but thankfully i got that cover yesterday when i got the PS2 back + Vice City. Overthere we also went to see Lord of the Rings 2, really kickass movie (like u didnt know). Also there was this wicked James Bond marathon on a channel overthere, so when we were in my sisters+her husbands apartment we saw like bond all the time. Anyway, i hope i can get back there soon, since it rocked meh b0x0rz :D

Okay enuff SD news, here are some other things that are happening :D

New GBA
Kill Bill teaser

Also, Command and Conquer Generals has still not been cracked. So i guess i might as well wait for the real game :)~

Thats it for now, ill be back again soon with some news on dod_custard ;)

December 20th, 2002 - Custard!
Ive released the beta of dod_custard. You can download it here.
You can check the newest pics from the map here: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

This is the last update of the year, merry xmas n happy new year, and seeya in the new year ;)~~

December 20th, 2002 - Okay, maaaad stressed so plz!!
Okay, this is prolly the second last if not the last update this year. If you're not already aware of it, then ill tell u again. Im going to San Diego for Xmas and new years eve to visit my sister and her husband there. So ill be going tomorrow, and with dod_custard also waiting on release im kinda stressed. I'll be back on January 4th 2003 btw. But anyway, im thinking about releasing dod_custard tonight (european time). Its not been properly playtested and all, but if i want out before the end of the year i have to do it now.

Damn im tired, i dont think ive had a good sleep for quite a while now, also so fucking stressed :(.

Anyway, merry xmas and happy new year, but ill update the site later on, so it isnt the last you see of me in 2003 :D~.

December 16th, 2002 - The Custardness!~
Ive released some pics from dod_custard, you can check them on the dod forums here. If you cant get in there, you can click on these links.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21.

Gonna release it soon, so stick around ;)

December 10th, 2002 - Shortage on updates, i know ;)
Once again, hey there! Im sorry for not updating so much lately, ive been kinda "busy" and Dreamweaver (which i use to update the site) is acting really fucked. Anyway, here i am, updating ;D. So, whats new you say? Ive been working a bit on my (very likely) last HL map and without a doubt the last town map ill make for years to come. But i already told you about my developed hatred for town maps ;). But thats coming along nicely, its almost done actually (i would say its 95% done :D). Also im sick. Its not like im dying, but my throat hurts like shit D:

Somebody in #mapcore (i forgot who posted it, so plz!) posted this kickass movie, check it!

Also, i got a hold of Command and Conquer Generals (i already told you that, i know ;D) and i now got it working! The sad thing about this is that you're only able to play with yourself, and not others (yet), but ive had a look at the way the game is build and at some of the units and it looks kickass :) Here are some pics: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

Oh yah, the Impossible Creatures demo was released earlier today. I checked it out and its pretty cool, although the graphics are a bit outdated. But worth a check ;)

Okay, anything i forgot?....hmmm.....................................nah

December 6th, 2002 - OMG already december again!
Hey there, its been a while since i updated the last time so I thought id keep everybody informed on what im going around and doing :D. First off, ive completed Splinter Cell (did it today actually :D), and it kicks ass! As i said before, the best stealth game evr made. Apart from playing Splinter Cell ive been mapping a bit on the damned DOD map, dod_custard/dod_kabelfoon. Its pretty close to being complete, but im just sooo fucking tired of it, that i dont even know if ill be able to finish it D:. Oh yah, btw, i got hooked up with a leak of the MP test of C&C Generals, but sadly i cant play it (since u need login n password for a special account thingy). Anyway, ill be back with a update soon ;)

November 28th. 2002 - Splinter Mazz0l :)~
OMG! I bought Spliner Cell for the Xbox today! (it = danish/european release date btw). Splinter Cell is without a doubt the best stealth game ever created. It almost makes the stealth elements in Thief look like Quake :). Pretty much everything about Splinter Cell is topnoch. The graphics are some of the best you're going to find in a game today (you gotta love the lighting, bst evr wiffout a doubt!). Sound is fucking awesome (you gotta love the way throwing a coke can sounds :D) and the gameplay is fucking amazing if you're a fan of the thief games. Its pretty much got everything ive been wanting in a game, and i really recommend you to get it or at least try it out. Bst game evr? Hell yeah! (okay after Vice City :D)

November 18th, 2002 - OMAI!!
Hey there, i thought id keep everybody up to date on whats going on in Mazyland. So yeah, ive been playing alot of Vice City lately (of course :D), and this game just keeps blowing my mind. This is surely one of the bst games EVR made!

Another game that ive spend quite alot of time on lately is Transport Tycoon. This game is probably one of the bst strategy/sim games ever made. The concept of the game is simple, build an entire system consisting of trains, planes, boats and trucks to transport all kind of stuff around. It may sound a little bit tame at first, but once you've played it for a while you start realizing how damned addicting it gets. Its also one of the games me and my bro were totally hooked on back in the days where playing computer games was uncool. Brings back alot of good memories :)~~

If you're interested in trying it out, then i uploaded it to the server, you can download it here (the game is getting so old now that im pretty sure i can post this on the site without being sued ;D)
Note: To install the game, just unzip the 2 zips, then unzip the large zip (from inside the original zip) and install the game from that. After installing, then unzip the small zip into the installed game folder and run the game with the ttdpatchw.exe file.

Oh yah, Splinter Cell is out for the Xbox. This is another game (like Vice City) that ive been waiting on for quite a while now, and from the reviews ive seen it looks like it maybe even better than i had hoped. Sadly it will first be released for PC in the end of January 2003, so i guess ill have to wait (unless i get a hold of an Xbox version)

November 12th, 2002 - MooMoo!~~
I decided to leave the HI community. Ive been getting kinda tired of the same boring topics and people bitching at me all the time (for writing in my mazzly kinda way :D). Just kind of a pitty since some of the people in the HI community are pretty cool (some arent tho, so i guess its worth it). I just kinda felt like i was wasting my time everytime i was on the forums, so why waste more time? :)~

Oh yah, been playing loads of Vice City lately (i used my entire weekend on it). I think ive played like 30hours from Friday to Monday (probably more actually :D). My eyes also all red and shit and r kinda itching D:!

November 11th, 2002 - BIRTHDAY!!!
Its my birthday!!! Im 18 now :)~~~plz!

November 7th, 2002 - VICE CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IVE GOT IT!!! AND IT ROX!!! BST GAME EVR!!!

November 5th, 2002 - Nearing VC Day :)~
Aye, soon i will be playing VC. Just a few days left now. I cant wait!! I havent really felt like this for a game since.....the original GTA3, and this time that excitement has kind of doubled. Friday will be the best day EVR!!! :D

Oh yah, my birthday is coming up soon as well, on Monday i will be 18 year old, i feel so......unchanged. Silly mazz0l :)~~

Óh! OH!!! I almost forgot this, i should really have mentioned it a couple of days ago, but i guess i forgot. Natural Selection has been released, this mod seriously kicks ass! You can find info and download it here~~

October 31st, 2002 - RD NOW HAS A SITE!!!
Thats right, my good droolbuddy and awesome mapper, rd, has now gotten himself a site (at last!). You can check it out here!

Oh yah, 1 week till GTA:VC :(

October 30th, 2002 - Vice Cityage :(~~
GTA:VC has been released in the US
Im sad :(~~
1 week 2 days
Now im even more sad :(((((~

I think this is enuff for the update ;)

btw, I got a hold of Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2, a really kickass game, by far one of the best racing games for the PC in a long time, if not......EVR!!!! :)~

October 24th, 2002 - Vice City~~
I found a page with pretty much all the GTA: Vice City pics that are out, check em!

October 22nd, 2002 - Tralalalla....wut?!
Ive added dm-perido to my collection of maps, check it! :)~

Btw, i saw The Shawshank Redemption again yesterday. I almost forgot how good that mewie is, bst evr!!!~~

Oh, and ive been watching alot Tom Green lately, ownage!

Thats about it, oh and GTA: Vice City will be released in the US in a week, bst evr :)~

October 19th, 2002 - Uhhh, more stuff :o
I downloaded a Tom Green divx rip today, and i thought id grab something from it. Check this kewl shit out :D~~HERE!!!

October 17th, 2002 - Stuff, wutevr :)
I found this on the Hostile Intent forums, pretty c00kass. Click here!

Oh, and ive completed that terrain map i showed the last time. You can download the map here. And here are some pics: 1 2 3 4 5

Oh yah, i also downloaded Back To The Future 1, kickass movie. Its been ages since i saw it the last time. Im downloading the sequel now (only the second, third mewie sux D:!), bst evr!~:D!~

October 14th, 2002 - Another little map :D
I started another little map (dm-perido), which is actually done now (i may tweak it a bit here and there, but its pretty much done). Here are some pics: 1 2 3 4

October 12th, 2002 - Litt0l mappie
By the way, im making a small UT2003 map, here's some pics: 1 2 3

October 11th, 2002 - VACATION!!!~
OMG! I got a week long vacation now! KICKASS! Also, i got a hold of Hitman 2 the other day. Alot of people like it, but i seriously cant see what they find so amazing about it. Graphically its seriously flawed (the first game looked better for fuck sake) and gameplay wise it plays kinda random. The freedom system that Deus Ex kind of invented isnt working very well here (i think they have tried to make it kinda like that), and in the end you almost always end up doing things the same way every time. The music however is kickass, really good orchestral music. But i guess some people can find some good values in it, so ill let you decide if its good or not ;)~

Oh yah, check this kickass game out! Its kinda like Typing Of The Dead, only under watah!!! :D!!!~

October 7th, 2002 - OH NO! I HAS COMPLETED IT! D:!~
Hehe, I completed NOLF2 yesterday, took me about 3 days (alot more than most ohter new released games). Awesome game, without a doubt one of the best games of this year. I just hate the way most new games are so fucking fast completed. Look at games like Half-Life and Deus Ex, those were badass motherfuckers that took like a week to complete, these new games can be completed in a weekend. But then i guess we get better quality on the short amount of time, it just makes mazzle kinda annoyed ;)~

Oh yah, im currently getting my hands on the full version of Hitman 2, Ireally hope its better than the demo, because it kinda sucked D:~

October 6th, 2002 - OMAI GUT! NOLF2 is owning!
Whoa, Igot No One Lives Forever 2 two days ago (friday :D), and wow, this game kicks serious ass! Probably the best singleplayer experience that I've played for quite a while. Not only does it sound and look brilliantly, but it's got awesome gameplay, and it's even funny. So get your hands on it NOW!!! :D

Oh yah, I'm making a small UT2003 map, here are some screens. 1, 2, 3

October 4th, 2002 - The Unrealness :D~
Im kinda late (EXTREMELY LATE!!! ;D) with this update, but ive simply been too....busy. Busy playing UT2003 (thats Unreal Tournament 2003 for those of you that are like....uncool ;D) since Sunday. So how is the full game you ask, then i say "ITSA TEH BST EVR!~~". The game is how you wanted and expected a next generation Unreal game to be. Visually its one of the best looking games out on any platforms at the moment. Loads of polygons, Karma system (i dig that physics engine :D!), extremely high textures, original envoriments and etc etc etc. You have probably seen screenshots from it and they pretty much speak for themselves. The sound it great too, i especially love the music. Its kinda got the same pumping beat that the original game had, only here the music sounds alot better (its not some midi wannabe kinda music :D). The taunts from the players are cool too, and the announcer is pretty good too, although some of the things could have been voiced better. Gameplay of course is what Unreal Tournament has always been about, and here UT2003 delivers some awesome gameplay too. The two new modes in UT2003 are Double Domination and Bombing Run. Double Domination is just like Domination in the original game, but here its only two points you have to control. I kinda prefered the old version, since the new one can get kinda boring after a while. Bombing Run on the other hand is brilliant in everyway. The concept of BR is pretty simple, in the center of the map there is a ball, you then have to take that ball the the enemys base to score. Its a little like CTF, but you can also throw the ball to other players. Its really sweet, and surely one of the best things about UT2003. Then theres also your average Deathmatch and Capture The Flag which of course play great as usual. So all in all UT2003 is one heck of a game. It improves on the original in everyway, making this one game you absoultely need......to buy ;)~ /me runs to teh shop to buy a real version.

Another thing, No One Lives Forever 2 is gonna be released today, ill post some info later on how the full game is, my expectations are extremely high by the way ;)

September 25th, 2002 - Signs
Finally me and Iceduck (me bro ;D) got to see Signs (the movie, not some signs ;D), and it owns! Its probably the first movie in years that ive gotten so big shocks from. I cant even really discribe how brilliantly some of the scenes are, but believe me, you're sitting on the edge of the (insert sitting furniture here) and holding your breath. I certainly did, and i usually take everything to put on me when it comes to this kinda movies. So I strongly recommend you to go see this mewie, ASAP!! ;)~~

September 24th, 2002 - I wanted my liver dry, this is roasted!!!!
Okie, now a couple of days after i got Battlefield 1942 and UT2003 i can properly comment on both.

First off, im hooked on UT2003, im totally in love with the entire feel of the game (go karma system!). When playing the leaks i was kinda affraid that they wouldnt get the right kinda style, but after playing the demo i can say that they have succeeded brilliantly. Visually its also alot better looking than the leaks, it looks like you want a next-gen Unreal game to look. And btw, the game went gold a couple of days ago which means it shouldnt be long until we can all have a taste of it. I checked Gonegold.com, and they estimated tomorrow to be the release date, although i havent seen any info about the release date any other places. Let just hope its soon ;)

Now unto Battlefield 1942. Well well well, after playing the demo(s) my expectations to this game were maaad high. The game is kinda sucky in singleplayer (which is the only thing ive played so far, since i cant play online wiff this shitty full demo :D). The AI is really bad in most cases. You have to put every option there is on impossible difficulty to get at least a little bit of action out of the enemies, else its just plain boring. And the system requirements are so fucking steep that you need a dual NASA server to run the game in max details without it running like an old bitch. I do know my computer is getting old, but considering the fact that all other new games run perfect on it, I kinda find it too bad that i have to bump the graphics options down to medium to get some playable framerates. But since i havent played it online yet i wont totally diss the game. Lots of people have said that the singleplayer part is really lame, and i agree. The campaign is really boring too, its just a load of multiplayer maps with bots where theres some mission briefings before. I'll get back on the online part of this game some other time when ive played it ;)

Another game demo i got a hold of was No One Lives Forever 2. This game really surprised me by looking smashing hot! Its in my opnion one of the best looking games out (well not really out yet, but u know ;D)on any platform. I dig the entire feel of the game, it has the same feeling Goldeneye 64 has to it, but this is just way more good looking and advanced in the gameplay department. In case you think im talking about the teaser, think again, there was a demo released. You can get it here

Oh yah, check this shit i made :D!

And this maaaad 1337 pensi duck :D!

Note: i deleted some of the old news, it was starting to get kinda ridiculous with the length and size of this page :D

September 20th, 2002 - IMA HERE!!!~:D!~
HEY!! Im back from Prague! It was a cool trip, but it actually felt kinda short (considering that i have had UT2003 demo and Battlefield 1942 waiting for me, thats pretty....uhhhm, kewl :D). We drank alot of beer and had alotta fun, so all in all, great time for mazzlebuns ;D (pics later when Pingu gets em on zee intarweb)

Oh yah, i downloaded the UT2003 demo earlier (im still downloading BF1942, mazy verdict later) and its awesome. Its alot better than the leaks ive played earlier (mainly because it looks better, and it runs alot better). Now i just want the full game :D~

September 13th, 2002 - Going away...
Im gonna be away for a week, im going to Prague with my school class, so ill be back on next friday. The thing that really annoys me with this is that both the Unreal Tournarment 2003 demo and Battlefield 1942 is coming now. WORST TIMING EVR!!! So it will be a week before i get to play Battlefield 1942 or UT2003 (cant find any places to get BF1942 anyway, so it doesnt matter D:).

But anyway, ill see you in a week ;)~

September 9th, 2002 - HAHA, LITT0L HALO FUN! :D
Somebody on the Hostile Intent forums posted a link for a totally insane movie, where some people are playing halo while driving on a highway! MAAAD! Check it here

September 8th, 2002 - OMG! Q3?!
Check this maaaad 1337 shit out! Its Quake3 in flash :D!!!~bst evr!!! Click here ;)

September 7th, 2002 - Uhmmm....
I stumbled over a funny topic on the UT2003 forums where people make fan art to kill the time until the demo is released (which is soon btw). Theres been these kinda topics before (and they are kickass), but I just thought id post it here for fun :)~~ check it here

September 4th, 2002 - Waldo si back!
The link for the waldo thing has been down for a while, but i just found it another place. If you havent seen it already, you're in for a treat, check it!

September 1st, 2002 - Mafioso si completeh
So after around 2 days of solid playing, i completed Mafia, and now that ive completed it, it somehow feels alot better than it did in the start. You kinda get used to everything, and the small things that kinda bug you in the start seem to melt into the environment and you suddenly dont pay attention to it anymore. Awesome game, it turned out to be alot better than i had thought. Some of the inside areas look really slick as well, superb graphics. Also, i just realized that the Tommygun is actually called Thompson 1912, and that its kinda like a younger brother (or the same actually :D) to the Thompson used in WW2. Guess im just stupid not noticing it ;D

August 31th, 2002 - RD IS MAD KOKIMASTER! :(~~
Its been a while since i last updated, so i thought id fill everybody in on whats been going on :D. Yesterday (or actually it was thursday) i got hold of Mafia. If you dont know what im talking about, its in short kinda like GTA3, you got a huge city where you gotta go around and pull off jobs, okay? :D. But anyway, lots of people have been comparing Mafia with GTA3. But in my opnion, Mafia doesnt really feel the same way as GTA3 did (explaination -->). In GTA3 the great thing was exploration, you could go pretty much everywhere, and it was that feature that made it unique. Mafia is set up in another way, you got an entire city you can go around in, but it feels more like a background to the things youre really doing, not really a part of the game. Kinda like an adventure game, but where you drive from place to place. This is not in any way bad btw, it works good, Mafia is a great game, its got good graphics (awesome ambience with all those old wicked cars :D), wicked music (its all about the 30s, so plz!!!), and awesome gameplay (its got some awesome gunfights). There are some small problems though, sometimes the city doesnt really feel alive (in some areas), where it in GTA3 felt alive all over the place. Its not a problem, but it kinda makes Mafia less complete when compared to GTA3. That said, Mafia is an awesome game, certainly worthy of my time, which means yours as well ;D

Oh yah, my bigtoe (on left foot) is apparently fucked. /me pets toe

August 25th, 2002 - Suprised by the sky!
Hehe, today was city time, me and Iceduck went to city to originally buy the update to that Mac OS thingy, Jaguar. But sadly they didn't have it (but we got free beer though, thanks to the kind Apple store people ;D). But having counted on purchasing the OS filling out our day, we had an entire day laid open for us (although we had reserved tickets for MIB2 in the evening), and we decided to get a bite and then check some shops. After eating a rather enormous burger, we continued to an electronics shop. There we both got the cherry idea of shopping some DVDs (since duckie is kinda short on the dvds ;D). So we stood there and tried to find some movies we hadnt seen yet, and movies that looked good. We got From Hell, Natural Born Killers and Vanilla Sky. All which we hadnt seen. We there after proceeded to Iceducks apartment, where we came to the conclusion that we should see Vanilla Sky first, wise choice.

And now we come to the point of this sober little story, Vanilla Sky is probably the best movie ive seen in years. I cant even start to think of the last time where i had this kind of amazing feel after i've seen a movie. Im not giving away any spoilers, but the movie is very Fight Clubb'ish, very very cool! If you havent seen this movie, then hurry up and do, because its quite amazing to say the least.

Oh yah, funny thing btw. When we were watching Vanilla Sky (or bme as i call it, bst mewie evr ;D), we suddenly came under a time pressure. We had to pick up the tickets for MIB2 in 30min, and we were both totally hooked on Vanilla Sky. It was quite a struggle to decide if we were to continue watching Vanilla Sky, or go see MIB2. The decession however ended on MIB2, and we went there. MIB2 was.....pretty cool, nothing special, and nothing that could even start to compare itself to Vanilla Sky. So after MIB2 me and duckie went for a quick bite and then rushed for his place, to see the last 30min of the movie :)

Okay, now im kinda spend, so i think ill go watch some Seinfeld, cheerio

August 24th, 2002 - WTF! Robin Williams be mad gaming phr33k?
Somebody posted a topic on the Hostile Intent forums, saying that Robin Williams is playing games (he's even addicted to them :D), and that he in fact plays dod. Heres the article about litt0l robbie, and heres a litt0l pic ;D!

Maaad respect b00st for robbie! ;D

August 21st, 2002 - BST EVR!!!!
OMG!!! JERRY SEINFELD MEWIE!!! OWNAGE!!!! Check this awesome trailer, bst evr period!

Oh yah, and check this cool preview on GTA3: Vice City! This game sounds like its gonna be the bst game evr. And im not kidding here, throwing the "bst game evr" shit around like i usually do, this does seriously sound like the bst game evr! I CANT WAIT!!! Read the preview! (release date = October 22 btw)

August 20th, 2002 - Hitman 2~~~
Appearently theres supposed to be an exclusive demo of Hitman 2 in the new PC Gamer, but it got leaked, and now its outz0r to the mazzlebuns.

My expectations to this game has been at a minium since i havent been impressed from the pics ive seen. But ingame it doesnt look as bad as i had feared. The gameplay just still remains kinda......random. Let me explain how i see Hitmans gameplay:

Its like they want it to be stealthy, yet also want to give you the option of going berserk (usual fps style), but they cant really control the border that seperates these 2 gameplay styles, and therefore it will always end up being played as a action game, instead of an stealth game. Most of the time it feels like the AI for the guards is totally fucked up. Like if you're disguised and you're trying to pass by some guards, you have no idea if they are unto you, or if they got no idea whats going on. You always feel totally naked (not that way fool), like your disguise isnt worth shit. Its really a shame, because if this worked Hitman (both 1 and 2) could be pretty good. But it sadly is in the same state in the sequel, as it was in the original game. Also, the demo crashed a couple of times on my computer, but fuck that. So all in all, kinda disapointing, but download it anyway, its good fun for a good 30min.

Click here to download creamboy!!!

August 18th, 2002 - Weebl n Bob~~
This is a while ago (like a week or 2), but its cool so i thought id update the site with it :D.